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This is Herman. He learned how to eat corn on the cob today. And within 11 seconds, he became an expert. 13/10 (TT: devonjohnson07)
October 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
there is a spider on my ceiling and unfortunately I’m too comfy to go get the vacuum and unfortunately I’m also too scared to try hitting it with a shoe because then it will fall on me so unfortunately it will live to see another day
September 18, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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At 15 years old, Owen Cooper becomes the youngest male acting winner in #Emmys history.
September 15, 2025 at 1:43 AM
y’all, sitting outside at a bar with a drink in my hand really does do wonders for my mental health. sorry to my therapist
July 3, 2025 at 7:35 AM
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This pup deserves treats for life!!🦴💙🩵
June 14, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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A new Pope has been chosen
May 9, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Watched last night’s episode of the Last of Us and it ruined my day even though I knew it was coming. Now my chest hurts
April 21, 2025 at 6:14 PM
me watching everyone leave the theater after SINNERS knowing damn well there were 2 end credit scenes👀😎
April 21, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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Hollywood folks watching SINNERS.
April 20, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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HOLY SHIT. Sinners. HOLY SHIT SINNERS.

Go see it. Just wow.
April 20, 2025 at 2:42 AM
every time I start to have a good dream…BOOM my alarm goes off :(
April 18, 2025 at 5:44 PM
FRICK MY SOCIAL ANXIETY FRICK FRICK FRICKKKK
April 4, 2025 at 3:53 PM
The fact that Legends of the Fall is an iconic 4 hour movie but only about an 80 page novella is scary to me
March 20, 2025 at 2:47 AM
well I was having a decent day until my dog decided to launch herself off of my bed directly into my head and give me a goose egg that almost made me black out👌🏼 it didn’t actually HURT that bad, but it did make me burst into tears immediately so
March 19, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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Gabby’s housewife tagline on #WWHL was the best! We need her on Bravo! #TheTraitorsUS
March 12, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I woke up at 8:15am and went “oh yay, I slept in!” Then I got in the car to go to the gym and saw the clock was different from my phone and realized that it was just daylight savings 🥲
March 9, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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if i lived in the 1800s and making dinner meant spending every waking hour baking bread and plucking a chicken or whatever and then my husband sat down and said "let's thank god for this meal" i think i'd poison him
March 8, 2025 at 1:06 PM
imagine if I was wearing low rise jeans to work rn
March 6, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Me at 1am on a Tuesday when I have work the next morning: yeah I’ll take a 5th g&t💀💀💀
March 5, 2025 at 6:47 AM
I wasn’t mad at the upsets at the Oscar’s but I am mad Nickel Boys went home empty handed.
March 3, 2025 at 4:02 AM
KIERAN CULKIN THE MAN THAT YOU ARE #theoscars
March 3, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I fear if I ever have to experience heartbreak again, I will be cooked
March 2, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I love Trader Joe’s but damn their bread goes moldy immediately
February 24, 2025 at 11:50 PM
the way I make playlists on Spotify with new names but they all have the same songs on them just in a different order…like girl come on
February 18, 2025 at 3:25 AM