Frankenstein's Cat 🫧 (oops! all skelly bones)
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Tess/Tyler She/they ADHD🔞 ALT pfp: girl with fake blood splattered on her face, licking a knife The Dear Hunter and Coheed & Cambria fan account, dog job. Flirt for sport Jaco: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:k5f642ejcpths5dehw7shm5t/feed/aaahzrh7szp3q
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Siri, how do I pin someone else's skeet to my profile?
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Sorry, I've got a glass of whiskey to drink
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I had a bagel! And I even had 3 whole meals yesterday, I just ... Needed a bigger one I guess. 😂
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I was listening to a lot of panic at the Disco yesterday, sorry
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Me when I spread misinformation on the Internet
A precious moments style illustration of a little boy holding a stuffed dog and smiling sweetly at the viewer
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I think the exhaustion will likely hit me mid morning, so I'll be right there where you are at shortly 😂
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"will you sink with this ship or will you burn it down?... This is your life now"
Tess in a fluffy bathrobe looking sleepily out the window at an increasingly bright sunrise
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The sun is not up but I am cause I didn't eat a big enough dinner and therefore slept like shit. Who could have foreseen this?
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Yeah tbh, I would deflect and say that's why I left the flute section, but it was for the trumpets and that's worse so you know what, nevermind
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Me? Miss Chiff? I mean, I did play the flute...