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Tessa Novak
@tessawrites.bsky.social
Writer, web designer, geek, pedant, floccinaucinihilipilificatrix, night witch, squirrel. She/her.
When I first read this I thought it was ragebait about domestic abusers. Then I went through the thread and honestly? Not much difference. Fuck ICE.
December 28, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I want a potato.
December 14, 2025 at 10:48 PM
This is the best advice I have ever heard.
November 22, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Oh, THAT’S what it reminded me of.
November 8, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I was SO happy when I heard the news this morning.
November 7, 2025 at 11:49 PM
That’s gonna sound real weird if you’re not actually riffing on Steve Martin 🤣
October 29, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Hey, omelet du fromage.
October 29, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Disabled! Single mom! Having a panic attack! No idea what I’ll do without SNAP next month.

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October 22, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Before my older kid got diagnosed, his dad said that the problems he was having at my house were all related to my parenting and there was no point in discussing them as a family. Joke’s on him! It was schizophrenia. (Moms know when something isn’t right.)
October 21, 2025 at 8:44 PM