Tess, The Not-So-Terrible
@tessbennett.bsky.social
I'm bi-petsual (owned by a dog and a cat), silly sometimes, tired, and looking for the good in a screwed up mid-phase of life.
How will the public respond to another gov't shutdown after seeing how fast Schumer caved after election wins the last time?
January 15, 2026 at 2:41 PM
How will the public respond to another gov't shutdown after seeing how fast Schumer caved after election wins the last time?
This is what creeps me out right now. I don't need or want the morbid details. There are people who demand such content with zeal.
January 15, 2026 at 2:33 PM
This is what creeps me out right now. I don't need or want the morbid details. There are people who demand such content with zeal.
I'm kinda surprised Trump still wants it, now that the prize is second-hand.
January 12, 2026 at 4:23 PM
I'm kinda surprised Trump still wants it, now that the prize is second-hand.
He's going to bumble and bluster us into WW3.
January 9, 2026 at 10:44 PM
He's going to bumble and bluster us into WW3.
Clots and Bayer's.
January 9, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Clots and Bayer's.
We "own" Puerto Rico, and we don't do shit for them under Republican leadership.
January 9, 2026 at 10:35 PM
We "own" Puerto Rico, and we don't do shit for them under Republican leadership.
Hey, those oil company executives "donated" a lot of money to Trump's campaign and they need to recoup before the Grim Reaper collects.
January 6, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Hey, those oil company executives "donated" a lot of money to Trump's campaign and they need to recoup before the Grim Reaper collects.
George Clooney can get stuffed.
January 2, 2026 at 10:28 PM
George Clooney can get stuffed.
Is this an op? If Clinton is involved, we just need a bigger woodchipper. Bondi got caught planting unrelated photos and deleting photos/info that implicate Trump personally. Clinton is calling for the release of all the Epstein files, unredacted. Trump won't because he's guilty.
December 25, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Is this an op? If Clinton is involved, we just need a bigger woodchipper. Bondi got caught planting unrelated photos and deleting photos/info that implicate Trump personally. Clinton is calling for the release of all the Epstein files, unredacted. Trump won't because he's guilty.
He may have tripped up a smidge on "Fool me once, twice..." but I believe this guy is genuine. Come on in, sir. The resistance is not a cult. We can't agree on anything.
December 25, 2025 at 4:13 AM
He may have tripped up a smidge on "Fool me once, twice..." but I believe this guy is genuine. Come on in, sir. The resistance is not a cult. We can't agree on anything.
All Rep. Omar has to do is exist for these fragile, mediocre white men to target her.
December 23, 2025 at 12:03 AM
All Rep. Omar has to do is exist for these fragile, mediocre white men to target her.
I thought these guys were against women competing with men.
December 20, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I thought these guys were against women competing with men.
So Trump's saying someone in MAGA did this? It'll be interesting when an announcement about a passing is actually all about him.
December 16, 2025 at 1:03 AM
So Trump's saying someone in MAGA did this? It'll be interesting when an announcement about a passing is actually all about him.
I, too, have a labigator. They're the goodest boys.
December 12, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I, too, have a labigator. They're the goodest boys.
Fuck. She's interviewing for Hegseth's spot.
December 10, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Fuck. She's interviewing for Hegseth's spot.
Any word from the Somali community in Minnesota? Whatever backroom deal was made to sabotage Harris isn't working out so well for them now.
December 7, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Any word from the Somali community in Minnesota? Whatever backroom deal was made to sabotage Harris isn't working out so well for them now.
I'm not sure which is stronger, my FOMO or my fear of TMI.
November 23, 2025 at 7:39 AM
I'm not sure which is stronger, my FOMO or my fear of TMI.
It won't be by the help of cowards in office. It's every-day Americans fed up with this bullshit who have the secret police on the run. We are saving us.
November 20, 2025 at 1:50 AM
It won't be by the help of cowards in office. It's every-day Americans fed up with this bullshit who have the secret police on the run. We are saving us.
I read this a few minutes early. My current cocktail is diet coke and vodka. It is literally 6:23 p.m.
November 20, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I read this a few minutes early. My current cocktail is diet coke and vodka. It is literally 6:23 p.m.
I couldn't love this more.
November 19, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I couldn't love this more.
Maybe Lady G should say it again, but slower. He might get it the second time. Whisky Pete doesn't have presidential immunity.
November 19, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Maybe Lady G should say it again, but slower. He might get it the second time. Whisky Pete doesn't have presidential immunity.
Kelly is out here workshopping a sliding scale for p3dos. How much was she paid to put this into words for the public to hear? We all know her source on "virtually everything" about Epstein was Trump, right?
November 15, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Kelly is out here workshopping a sliding scale for p3dos. How much was she paid to put this into words for the public to hear? We all know her source on "virtually everything" about Epstein was Trump, right?
Patriotism doesnt pay the rent, Duffy. Requiring work from people you are not paying is slavery. The GOP govt broke the contract, they don't get to make threats now.
November 12, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Patriotism doesnt pay the rent, Duffy. Requiring work from people you are not paying is slavery. The GOP govt broke the contract, they don't get to make threats now.
"Who is standing for them"?! It wasn't Dem leadership who orchestrated this full surrender in exchange for dick. What a slap in the face to voters who were loud in what they wanted.
November 10, 2025 at 4:58 PM
"Who is standing for them"?! It wasn't Dem leadership who orchestrated this full surrender in exchange for dick. What a slap in the face to voters who were loud in what they wanted.