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Tess drinks tea
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Tea drinker, titterpig, teacher.

Oh, and idiot.
The first of these I can absolutely get behind.

*That opening bit, though. I'd never have considered any of those bands anyway (I know you copied it, no blame attributed)
December 28, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Plenty of possible witnesses to the foul deeds.
Well, at least their somehow-still-living heads
December 7, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Prompting the thing Runequest is most famously known for:

Everyone arguing as to why their character is definitely NOT the closest to the person who fumbled a combat roll.
November 23, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Not the only fumble of the night, folks.

Not even the only 100 of the night.

Not even Jim's only fumble of the night...
November 23, 2025 at 7:14 AM
And Bacofoil (deceased) on vocals
October 17, 2025 at 6:31 PM
You can keep them in your cheek pouches for later.
October 10, 2025 at 6:10 PM
The anti-rooney
October 4, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Ellen White is bloody brilliant.
October 4, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Does she have to be dead?
Will "annoying and a bit racist" count?
July 11, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Stupid technology
July 9, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I got lost in the setting, wonderfully written.

You're going to run it, you say...?
July 9, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I bet their tea was rubbish 😉
July 6, 2025 at 3:42 PM
You've spelt TOR wrong
July 3, 2025 at 11:13 AM
You need a recognised spinner.

*Digs around in garage for dusty kit bag...
July 2, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Middle stump removed for gentlemen.

One for the kids, there.
July 2, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I'm not filling in the RIDDOR forms after what happened at the end.
June 29, 2025 at 10:21 AM
June 15, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Was it Rougemont Castle wine that "gets around"?
I may have dreamt the whole advert.
God, Brian Wilson was brilliant.
June 13, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Guaranteed floor-filler at the SU 80s nights (it was only 1992 then)
June 13, 2025 at 7:28 PM