UX design has been replaced by metric hacking. The “terrible feature nobody was asking for” item originally buried in the “Experimental and/or Bad Features” menu gets elevated, first to a hideous button with its own unique flair, and then to a ninja popup that hijacks users’ flow.

when I was a kid I dreamed about how by the time I was an adult, advances in technology would make it so everything on the internet would load lightning fast

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