CAP
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he/him | 27 | plays Go and makes games | may be the stupidest person you'll ever meet
he/him | 27 | plays Go and makes games | may be the stupidest person you'll ever meet
Engaging in Weaponized Incompetence on my first day as a chef by cutting off my right hand
December 24, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Engaging in Weaponized Incompetence on my first day as a chef by cutting off my right hand
I'm cooking with every joke I make. And man, it kinda smells like burnt toast
December 23, 2025 at 10:53 AM
I'm cooking with every joke I make. And man, it kinda smells like burnt toast
I would be a professional writer, if it weren't for environmental factors always getting in the way, like "being dogshit at writing"
December 23, 2025 at 10:52 AM
I would be a professional writer, if it weren't for environmental factors always getting in the way, like "being dogshit at writing"
Feel like I'm finally making it in life. And a message to all the haters that said I couldn't do it: Why you gotta be so mean to me? It hurts my feelings :(
December 23, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Feel like I'm finally making it in life. And a message to all the haters that said I couldn't do it: Why you gotta be so mean to me? It hurts my feelings :(
The hard part of speaking your Personal Truth is realizing afterwards that nobody gave a shit
December 23, 2025 at 10:48 AM
The hard part of speaking your Personal Truth is realizing afterwards that nobody gave a shit
I can feel it. I'm only 1 "I need to make space to process that later" away from having life actually figured out this time
December 23, 2025 at 10:46 AM
I can feel it. I'm only 1 "I need to make space to process that later" away from having life actually figured out this time
I see you've repeatedly opened up the same 3 social media websites, looking for the Truth or the Answer or something. Here you go:
No, your parents shouldn't have treated you that way
and Yes, you can actually scroll forever
No, your parents shouldn't have treated you that way
and Yes, you can actually scroll forever
December 23, 2025 at 10:18 AM
I see you've repeatedly opened up the same 3 social media websites, looking for the Truth or the Answer or something. Here you go:
No, your parents shouldn't have treated you that way
and Yes, you can actually scroll forever
No, your parents shouldn't have treated you that way
and Yes, you can actually scroll forever
I may be a nobody, but that gives me great solace in knowing I will never become a has-been
December 23, 2025 at 10:08 AM
I may be a nobody, but that gives me great solace in knowing I will never become a has-been
It's my finest invention yet! An alternative to Lightning in a Bottle for those of us that cannot produce lightning. I call it Cum in a Bottle,
December 17, 2025 at 7:21 AM
It's my finest invention yet! An alternative to Lightning in a Bottle for those of us that cannot produce lightning. I call it Cum in a Bottle,
" "According to my calculations" 🤓" You're telling me you do things without checking that they'll work? unga bunga, spin-to-lose ass behavior
December 17, 2025 at 6:37 AM
" "According to my calculations" 🤓" You're telling me you do things without checking that they'll work? unga bunga, spin-to-lose ass behavior
It is widely known that the smell of burnt toast is a sign of a stroke. But if you're also hungry, it can be a sign of amnesia.
December 16, 2025 at 1:06 AM
It is widely known that the smell of burnt toast is a sign of a stroke. But if you're also hungry, it can be a sign of amnesia.
Whenever you sneeze, there's a 0.01% chance for it to spawn honey instead of mucus
December 13, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Whenever you sneeze, there's a 0.01% chance for it to spawn honey instead of mucus
In all fairness, if you gave me a Chaos Box that outputs original sentences and ideas of varying uselessness every time I pressed a button, it does make sense that I'd sit in front of it for hours waiting for it to tell me The Truth
December 11, 2025 at 8:23 AM
In all fairness, if you gave me a Chaos Box that outputs original sentences and ideas of varying uselessness every time I pressed a button, it does make sense that I'd sit in front of it for hours waiting for it to tell me The Truth
(Singer up on concert stage) IS the AUDIENCE ready to CONSUME some CONTENT??
December 10, 2025 at 5:22 PM
(Singer up on concert stage) IS the AUDIENCE ready to CONSUME some CONTENT??
The stereotypcal appeal of high fantasy is the magic system and gamey aspects. But the real draw is the way everyone is engaged with and fulfilled by the problems of their worlds
December 10, 2025 at 2:10 AM
The stereotypcal appeal of high fantasy is the magic system and gamey aspects. But the real draw is the way everyone is engaged with and fulfilled by the problems of their worlds
Accomplishing all my goals with relative ease. I'll accomplish yours too in a weirder, idiosyncratic way, just for fun
December 8, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Accomplishing all my goals with relative ease. I'll accomplish yours too in a weirder, idiosyncratic way, just for fun
Walking down stairs is just microdosing falling
December 5, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Walking down stairs is just microdosing falling
Guy who wants to be spiderman so bad he invents a radioactive bug to bite him, only to die from "bit by a radioactive fucking bug disease" disease
December 4, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Guy who wants to be spiderman so bad he invents a radioactive bug to bite him, only to die from "bit by a radioactive fucking bug disease" disease
"I'm not just a one trick pony" - the two trick pony
December 4, 2025 at 7:38 AM
"I'm not just a one trick pony" - the two trick pony
(with 30 minutes less sleep than usual): That waitress hates my guts. she can tell I'm pathetic. I probably smell weak
November 26, 2025 at 8:15 AM
(with 30 minutes less sleep than usual): That waitress hates my guts. she can tell I'm pathetic. I probably smell weak
(on my deathbed): Chat am I cooked? is this a bruh moment?
November 26, 2025 at 8:10 AM
(on my deathbed): Chat am I cooked? is this a bruh moment?
It's not just Youtubers. Turns out, lots of strangers react like that when you pretend to already know them
November 16, 2025 at 7:59 PM
It's not just Youtubers. Turns out, lots of strangers react like that when you pretend to already know them
call me the father of psyops the way my family stays fed
November 16, 2025 at 10:29 AM
call me the father of psyops the way my family stays fed
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After an economic crash you always see headlines like What Was Everyone Thinking? What do you mean everyone, most of us are waving our arms and screaming every day, it's a handful of insanely rich assholes who aren't listening
November 13, 2025 at 4:23 PM
After an economic crash you always see headlines like What Was Everyone Thinking? What do you mean everyone, most of us are waving our arms and screaming every day, it's a handful of insanely rich assholes who aren't listening