Texas Architect
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Texas Architect
@texas-architect.bsky.social
Where have you been? I need my emoji aquarium!
January 21, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Try “I called a taxi for your hotdog”
January 15, 2026 at 12:39 AM
My Dobie started waking me up to go out in the middle of the night. After a few consecutive nights of that BS I started going outside with her only to discover she was out there chasing at lizards or whatever, did not need to potty at all. I started firmly telling her “no.” Problem solved for now.
December 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Better story than Twilight.
November 26, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I’m here for it. 🏈
November 25, 2025 at 4:40 PM
IDK. Not a Texans fan either. When I wrote that I am a Texan I meant I am literally someone who lives in the state of Texas.
November 24, 2025 at 11:36 PM
The other three probably responded “not sure”
November 24, 2025 at 6:30 PM
As a Texan, they are not even Texas’ team.
November 24, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Goddamn I knew you were a highway with taste.
November 15, 2025 at 2:29 AM
The greater good.
November 13, 2025 at 6:44 PM
“Hope you play the least golf!”
November 13, 2025 at 2:17 AM
P - Protecting industry Profits
October 25, 2025 at 1:50 PM
What climate region? How big is the house?
October 25, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Taught basic programming.
October 18, 2025 at 12:28 AM
lol. No. That’s why this is meaningless. Only ignorant people will give this a second thought.
October 12, 2025 at 1:43 AM
That shit never worked. Maybe because grandma’s bottle was 35 years old… in the mid 70s.
October 7, 2025 at 5:27 PM
There is a famous quote:

“There are only two sports- automobile racing and bullfighting. All other are games.”
September 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I lol’d
September 19, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Did we forget the word brise soleil?
September 12, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I think Everyone in these comments is taking this post wrong. Joe posted it to highlight JK’s hypocrisy. JK’s words are not meant to be nice. JK posted that now because everyone thinks it was The Other Side™️ that did the act.
September 12, 2025 at 12:44 AM
General Motors can’t be trusted with electric vehicles.
August 31, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Tuba guy, you have to follow through with those punches. That first clean hit should have gone through the back of his head. Target never moved nor reacted.
August 31, 2025 at 5:54 PM
*Gonk
August 28, 2025 at 5:09 PM