Peter’s Spooky Shenanigans
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Peter’s Spooky Shenanigans
@texaspenguin.bsky.social
Chicagoland knitter (far far burbs). Gaymer. Bear/Panda. Husband. LEGO enthusiast. Pharmacist. Dog dad. Compassionate. MKP. And whatever other words you wanna use to describe me. 🏳️‍🌈 He/him.

TERFs and MAGAts need not apply.
@cardsagainsthumanity.com makes me absolutely cackle with their descriptions on their Black Friday items:
November 28, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Damn, every time I see a picture of Chuck from Stuff You Should Know, it makes me sad that he’s not gay. Total supporter of our community, but he’s one of my biggest straight crushes.
November 26, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Every man on this app drop a selfie, now! I mean, if you want. I’m not your real dad.
November 12, 2025 at 7:10 PM
On Wednesdays we wear pink.
November 12, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Die mad, fascists.
October 29, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Odyss says that it’s finally time to start wearing hoodies again.
October 21, 2025 at 3:18 PM
One thing I truly appreciate about Odyss is that when the leash isn’t being held, he doesn’t move. I don’t ever have to worry about him running off.
October 5, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Missed out on the NES when LEGO released that (I wasn’t super into building sets at that point), but I wasn’t about to miss out on this one. #lego #nintendo #gameboy
October 5, 2025 at 4:37 PM
The new front camera is quite impressive.
September 20, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Shhh. Don’t bother me right now.
September 20, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Guess I’m going to sleep at the foot of the bed tonight.
September 13, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Excuse me, Odyss. That’s where I sleep.
September 13, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Been watching too much K-Pop Demon Hunters.
August 30, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Finished chicken #9 last night. I may have a problem with making these…
July 28, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I appreciate these tank tops I’ve been wearing lately. They really make my shoulders pop, and they allow a good amount of my upper body to be exposed in this heat.
July 28, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Sundays are for naps.
July 27, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I must be off my rocker to turn on the stove and oven to make a chicken pot pie in this weather.
July 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I’m not sure if the algorithm knows something I don’t about myself.
July 27, 2025 at 4:10 PM
July 24, 2025 at 9:04 PM
That’s nice of them.
July 20, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Help, my dog is malfunctioning.
July 10, 2025 at 6:17 PM
New keyboard is thocky.
July 10, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Odyss, I’m trying to work, buddy.
July 9, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Honestly, if it weren’t for dogs in my life, I probably wouldn’t be around to post.
July 8, 2025 at 5:32 PM
June 28, 2025 at 1:56 AM