Tex Wrecks
@texwrecks.bsky.social
Our whole fucking life is a wreck. We’re desperate.
There’s room for you at the bottom of the pool.
There’s room for you at the bottom of the pool.
I’ve had good success with Stubhub in these matters.
February 13, 2026 at 11:08 PM
I’ve had good success with Stubhub in these matters.
I was just railing against this guy yesterday, unrelated to this current idiocy.
February 12, 2026 at 2:13 PM
I was just railing against this guy yesterday, unrelated to this current idiocy.
My god man, what happened to having a litany of mostly well-contained vices? I could trust a man that needed to take a cab home once every year or two and woke up wondering where his keys and wallet were.
February 9, 2026 at 10:38 PM
My god man, what happened to having a litany of mostly well-contained vices? I could trust a man that needed to take a cab home once every year or two and woke up wondering where his keys and wallet were.
Mildly annoyed, but I’ll allow it.
February 9, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Mildly annoyed, but I’ll allow it.
I love that jingle
February 8, 2026 at 11:45 PM
I love that jingle
Have you assigned Catholic nicknames to all your friends yet?
February 8, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Have you assigned Catholic nicknames to all your friends yet?
Sorry, Zipp’s is still offering a very limited menu, only one flavor of ferment.
February 8, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Sorry, Zipp’s is still offering a very limited menu, only one flavor of ferment.
I once bought a nice coat in Cohoes. Still have it.
February 7, 2026 at 3:30 PM
I once bought a nice coat in Cohoes. Still have it.
My FIL was there, he kept the receipts…
February 1, 2026 at 1:46 PM
My FIL was there, he kept the receipts…
I’m fine with being wrong if the results bear good news.
January 31, 2026 at 3:44 PM
I’m fine with being wrong if the results bear good news.
Friends for life. HIGH life, amirite?!??!!
January 30, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Friends for life. HIGH life, amirite?!??!!
Well don’t be coy. Details!
January 30, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Well don’t be coy. Details!
Knowledge is power and a long memory has served my old ass pretty well
January 30, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Knowledge is power and a long memory has served my old ass pretty well
lol actually snorted audibly at this.
January 30, 2026 at 9:05 PM
lol actually snorted audibly at this.
All wheat, no chaff.
January 30, 2026 at 9:05 PM
All wheat, no chaff.
But Vince I really want to know! Farmers market on the radar? Just takin’ it easy?
January 29, 2026 at 7:23 PM
But Vince I really want to know! Farmers market on the radar? Just takin’ it easy?
There’s a concentration of outbreaks in Arizona and if you feel like looking at the map you can deduce the religious group that is the source. (Hint: there’s a WNY/Utah connection…)
January 28, 2026 at 1:52 PM
There’s a concentration of outbreaks in Arizona and if you feel like looking at the map you can deduce the religious group that is the source. (Hint: there’s a WNY/Utah connection…)
If Terry was concerned about Josh Allen crying he cannot possibly find McDaniels appealing in any way.
January 23, 2026 at 3:05 PM
If Terry was concerned about Josh Allen crying he cannot possibly find McDaniels appealing in any way.
As a former Angeleno (SFV edition) I marveled at those people who didn’t have cars. Even getting to the redline was a challenge.
January 22, 2026 at 4:52 PM
As a former Angeleno (SFV edition) I marveled at those people who didn’t have cars. Even getting to the redline was a challenge.
I always assert while posting anything online my reads are my opinions. Not stating facts, so if you disagree I’m ok with that. My take was that two people who are basically the backbone and “power couple” of the Bills seemed to point blame while not acknowledging their own complicity.
January 21, 2026 at 6:54 PM
I always assert while posting anything online my reads are my opinions. Not stating facts, so if you disagree I’m ok with that. My take was that two people who are basically the backbone and “power couple” of the Bills seemed to point blame while not acknowledging their own complicity.
Im a born pessimist. And that presser was UGLY and faith eroding. There is one single thing that reminds me how angry I am in January (or March, or August) isn’t always warranted. I can still remember where I was when I heard “Josh ALLEN” and not “ROSEN”. Obviously am an idiot. So maybe…
January 21, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Im a born pessimist. And that presser was UGLY and faith eroding. There is one single thing that reminds me how angry I am in January (or March, or August) isn’t always warranted. I can still remember where I was when I heard “Josh ALLEN” and not “ROSEN”. Obviously am an idiot. So maybe…
It’s like taking my dad to Best Buy to get a tv and he keeps saying he didn’t want another Roku to the salesperson.
January 21, 2026 at 3:26 PM
It’s like taking my dad to Best Buy to get a tv and he keeps saying he didn’t want another Roku to the salesperson.
Just what everyone wanted Jimmy Fallon jumping in and ruining things.
January 21, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Just what everyone wanted Jimmy Fallon jumping in and ruining things.