TezMondTuTu
@tezmondtutu.bsky.social
Digital agency owning liberal. Likes music, Everton (moaning about and watching) social democratic utopias, my family and the Peak District where I live. Dislikes - Faragists, MAGAs and general balloons.
Spam. Powered egg, cheese in a can. Cornbeef fritters. Oh the cuisine! ‘It ain’t half hot Mum’, Carry On films and good, old fashioned, racism. The IRA, three day weeks and paying 15% interest rates on your mortgage. Mind you I did by my 3 bed Semi for £15 and a packet of old Holborn tobacco.
November 15, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Spam. Powered egg, cheese in a can. Cornbeef fritters. Oh the cuisine! ‘It ain’t half hot Mum’, Carry On films and good, old fashioned, racism. The IRA, three day weeks and paying 15% interest rates on your mortgage. Mind you I did by my 3 bed Semi for £15 and a packet of old Holborn tobacco.
Walking into rooms with a fug of cigarette smoke, Austin Allegros, 20% inflation, flared trousers, pints of mild and bitter, polyester, Noddy at Christmas and Artex ceilings. Not bloody woke that!
November 14, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Walking into rooms with a fug of cigarette smoke, Austin Allegros, 20% inflation, flared trousers, pints of mild and bitter, polyester, Noddy at Christmas and Artex ceilings. Not bloody woke that!
"Tory administrations it was the millennialist quasi-religious project of Brexit, combined with Robespierrian tribalist murder-psychosis and the basic underlying fact that they were a bunch of cunts." Hands down the best thing I have read this week.
November 14, 2025 at 2:30 PM
"Tory administrations it was the millennialist quasi-religious project of Brexit, combined with Robespierrian tribalist murder-psychosis and the basic underlying fact that they were a bunch of cunts." Hands down the best thing I have read this week.
Kudos for tightness. Only ruined for me by the misspelling of lager.
November 7, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Kudos for tightness. Only ruined for me by the misspelling of lager.
2028 Slogan: Made America Dumb
October 3, 2025 at 3:37 PM
2028 Slogan: Made America Dumb
I would love that BREXIT loving INEOS balloon chump to get Allerdici in. Mugs of Bisto after training and a solid regime of cross country running and yoghurts. The best strikers also get an extra pack of regal king-size after match day.
September 27, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I would love that BREXIT loving INEOS balloon chump to get Allerdici in. Mugs of Bisto after training and a solid regime of cross country running and yoghurts. The best strikers also get an extra pack of regal king-size after match day.
Christ I feel seen. I’m 47 and I do the same.
September 24, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Christ I feel seen. I’m 47 and I do the same.
100% this. If you’re a Tory you can give away state secrets, bully civil servants and generally be a cunt. But lo and behold if you’re a working class woman with an opinion. The right wing , servile doth capping media strikes again.
September 5, 2025 at 4:05 PM
100% this. If you’re a Tory you can give away state secrets, bully civil servants and generally be a cunt. But lo and behold if you’re a working class woman with an opinion. The right wing , servile doth capping media strikes again.
The wedding breakfast consisted of gammon and eggs, washed down with some vintage Carling Black Label.
August 26, 2025 at 10:22 AM
The wedding breakfast consisted of gammon and eggs, washed down with some vintage Carling Black Label.
She tried to incite a mob to murder people. What would the BBC say if her actions were replicated by a man called Faroq Patel who was trying to encourage the same actions against some white people? Why are they fanning these flames of hate? In the name of objectivity?
August 23, 2025 at 2:08 PM
She tried to incite a mob to murder people. What would the BBC say if her actions were replicated by a man called Faroq Patel who was trying to encourage the same actions against some white people? Why are they fanning these flames of hate? In the name of objectivity?
Yeah kirstles - why don’t you try giving up all your wealth and ‘working hard’ instead? The entitlement and hypocrisy is breathtaking.
August 19, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Yeah kirstles - why don’t you try giving up all your wealth and ‘working hard’ instead? The entitlement and hypocrisy is breathtaking.
I actually Lol'd at this: "Robert Jenrick - an experiment in what national socialism would look like if it was designed by Laura Ashley" - All I can see now is him wearing a quasai SA uniform in a natty paisely teamed with high shine brown brogues.
August 15, 2025 at 9:27 AM
I actually Lol'd at this: "Robert Jenrick - an experiment in what national socialism would look like if it was designed by Laura Ashley" - All I can see now is him wearing a quasai SA uniform in a natty paisely teamed with high shine brown brogues.
So, by that logic, you’re saying that a tiny proportion of the 1% of the trans women population are likely to harm a woman? Being the nephew of a trans woman I can assure you that she (yeah she) wouldn’t harm a fly. And you’re telling me it isn’t a niche issue? Pathetic. Get back on Twitter/X.
July 29, 2025 at 7:18 PM
So, by that logic, you’re saying that a tiny proportion of the 1% of the trans women population are likely to harm a woman? Being the nephew of a trans woman I can assure you that she (yeah she) wouldn’t harm a fly. And you’re telling me it isn’t a niche issue? Pathetic. Get back on Twitter/X.
I get that. And I agree. A trans woman never had periods or became menopausal. It’s the shared space issue that I think is a complete red herring.
July 26, 2025 at 9:55 AM
I get that. And I agree. A trans woman never had periods or became menopausal. It’s the shared space issue that I think is a complete red herring.
This 1000%. The whole point about women’s safety IS a niche issue. And exactly - what about trans men in men only spaces? No one cares. This is pure culture war bullshit and is fomented by right wing grifters to distract from real issues. Let people be people. Also this illustrates Ian point.
July 26, 2025 at 9:53 AM
This 1000%. The whole point about women’s safety IS a niche issue. And exactly - what about trans men in men only spaces? No one cares. This is pure culture war bullshit and is fomented by right wing grifters to distract from real issues. Let people be people. Also this illustrates Ian point.
The whole debate is insane. It’s such niche ‘issue’ and, quite honestly, how many trans women do most people know? My wife and my mother get so exercised about the debate, and they’re both, on other political matters, really liberal people. It’s a weird one.
July 26, 2025 at 8:13 AM
The whole debate is insane. It’s such niche ‘issue’ and, quite honestly, how many trans women do most people know? My wife and my mother get so exercised about the debate, and they’re both, on other political matters, really liberal people. It’s a weird one.
It will be a disaster and just split the vote on the left even more. The fact that they can't even choreograph the launch of the party underlines why people, who would have probably been better off under a Corbyn government in 2019, couldn't or wouldn't vote for him.
July 4, 2025 at 1:08 PM
It will be a disaster and just split the vote on the left even more. The fact that they can't even choreograph the launch of the party underlines why people, who would have probably been better off under a Corbyn government in 2019, couldn't or wouldn't vote for him.
Genuinely surprised at how massive Castore have become in such a short amount of time. My wife freelances for them as a fashion stylist, and they now manufacture for some big European clubs as well as the Wolves and Rangers of the world. Oh - and they bought Umbro.
June 26, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Genuinely surprised at how massive Castore have become in such a short amount of time. My wife freelances for them as a fashion stylist, and they now manufacture for some big European clubs as well as the Wolves and Rangers of the world. Oh - and they bought Umbro.
Pity the fool who is gazed upon by the eye of Azul…
a dark tower with a glowing eye on top
ALT: a dark tower with a glowing eye on top
media.tenor.com
June 21, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Pity the fool who is gazed upon by the eye of Azul…
John Crace described him as 'a nose in search of a bum'. Ever since I read that I can't get the image out of my mind. He's a proper bell.
June 18, 2025 at 11:26 AM
John Crace described him as 'a nose in search of a bum'. Ever since I read that I can't get the image out of my mind. He's a proper bell.