Tezzermelad
@tezzermelad.bsky.social
EFC, Campervan, Honda VTR SP1, oh and wife, kids, all living the dream. 😎
Agreed. Seems to be less pressure playing away as well. Great opportunity to pick up points and 'shithousing' wins if necessary.
December 21, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Agreed. Seems to be less pressure playing away as well. Great opportunity to pick up points and 'shithousing' wins if necessary.
Remember Rog that we'd rather be here shouting spite than there spouting shite. Alexia Sayle was right all along.
December 21, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Remember Rog that we'd rather be here shouting spite than there spouting shite. Alexia Sayle was right all along.
True but a decent nan would tell you to fuck off then if you weren't having fun surely.
December 21, 2025 at 11:46 AM
True but a decent nan would tell you to fuck off then if you weren't having fun surely.
Put the rod down mate ffs. If you finish well ahead of us this season you'll be rubbing shoulders with the likes of The Arse, Sitteh, and The Shite. And that's not happening any time soon.
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December 21, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Put the rod down mate ffs. If you finish well ahead of us this season you'll be rubbing shoulders with the likes of The Arse, Sitteh, and The Shite. And that's not happening any time soon.
Be a clever move. Not sure he'd get too many runs with that 'cue' though.
December 21, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Be a clever move. Not sure he'd get too many runs with that 'cue' though.
Isn't all fun manufactured anyway?
New season, new stadium, hard to know where to begin generating an atmosphere. Results generally help in making the ground a bear pit for the opposition, instead of an easy touch. That's where the team must come in and do it's bit.
New season, new stadium, hard to know where to begin generating an atmosphere. Results generally help in making the ground a bear pit for the opposition, instead of an easy touch. That's where the team must come in and do it's bit.
December 21, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Isn't all fun manufactured anyway?
New season, new stadium, hard to know where to begin generating an atmosphere. Results generally help in making the ground a bear pit for the opposition, instead of an easy touch. That's where the team must come in and do it's bit.
New season, new stadium, hard to know where to begin generating an atmosphere. Results generally help in making the ground a bear pit for the opposition, instead of an easy touch. That's where the team must come in and do it's bit.
We're generally mid table, alongside United. Can't see either making Europe this season barring a miraculous FA Cup win.
December 21, 2025 at 11:12 AM
We're generally mid table, alongside United. Can't see either making Europe this season barring a miraculous FA Cup win.
Not sure whether 'top of the bottom half' sounds slightly better than 'bottom of the top half' though.🙄
December 21, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Not sure whether 'top of the bottom half' sounds slightly better than 'bottom of the top half' though.🙄
Was usually 'praying' for a good performance at Goodison in the 70s I'll grant you that.
December 20, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Was usually 'praying' for a good performance at Goodison in the 70s I'll grant you that.
I'm deffo in there somewhere. What a time to be a blue.
December 20, 2025 at 10:56 AM
I'm deffo in there somewhere. What a time to be a blue.
Like getting gubbed 4-0 by half time but scoring 3 in the 2nd half. Still a defeat, clowns remark.
December 20, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Like getting gubbed 4-0 by half time but scoring 3 in the 2nd half. Still a defeat, clowns remark.
Deffo based on Satriales New Joysey
December 20, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Deffo based on Satriales New Joysey
One of several players who have bought in to the 'bazball' shite but not the 'how to play like a test cricketer' scenario. Shame, raw talent is in abundance.
Bazball will never win the Ashes in Australia.
Bazball will never win the Ashes in Australia.
December 20, 2025 at 9:54 AM
One of several players who have bought in to the 'bazball' shite but not the 'how to play like a test cricketer' scenario. Shame, raw talent is in abundance.
Bazball will never win the Ashes in Australia.
Bazball will never win the Ashes in Australia.
Go get em mate. Hopefully tips will flow.
December 20, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Go get em mate. Hopefully tips will flow.
Tark drops him like a bad dream inside 15 minutes . Ave it !!!!
December 19, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Tark drops him like a bad dream inside 15 minutes . Ave it !!!!
Ha ha. Go easy my mate. Have a great night.
December 19, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Ha ha. Go easy my mate. Have a great night.
Agreed. Think winning the prem is the only thing that will remove the tag of chokers. A term which I don't agree with btw.
December 18, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Agreed. Think winning the prem is the only thing that will remove the tag of chokers. A term which I don't agree with btw.
Ha ha. Proper problem solver you mucker.
December 18, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Ha ha. Proper problem solver you mucker.