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Tony Fabris
@tfabris.bsky.social
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Hi, I’m Tony. I hail from Seattle, Washington. I’m in a band, we are: “Vixy & Tony” @vixyandtony.bsky.social
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angelicguy me and the boys have a couple of chains wrapped around the sword in the stone hooked up to mikes toyota tundra gonna pull that fucker out like a tooth. seaweed-station Me and the boys misunderstood the arcane nature of the stone and now the Toyota is king of England
August 5, 2025 at 7:38 AM
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July 14, 2025 at 9:06 AM
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When you want to put your portfolio on instagram but your name was already taken.
A photo of someone’s instagram account ID printed on their car window. The name is “KS Photography” but there are three Y’s and an underscore at the end of the name.
June 10, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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Error message of the day (it didn’t help to answer “no”):
February 22, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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Forget flying cars! We were supposed to be walking on water by now!
(Note horse in background.)
An early-1900's style illustration, showing people wearing fancy clothes walking on the surface of a lake, held aloft by small hot air balloons attached to their shoulders. In the background, a horse and carriage are also doing the same thing. A man is riding a device which resembles a penny-farthing bicycle, but it is a water wheel instead of a bicycle wheel. German blackletter text overlaid on the image says "Hildebrands Deutsche Schokolade - Wasserspaziergang im Jahre 2000" which translates to "Hildebrands German Chocolate - Water Walk in Year 2000"
January 16, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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“You will be visited by three spirits.”

The three spirits:
The band Rush, from the back cover of 2112: Alex Lifeson, Neil Peart, and Geddy Lee, dressed in kimonos.
December 24, 2024 at 6:57 AM