Musk failed, Zuckerberg failed.

Maybe we just need another billionaire to try and get the right.

I got given a certificate today for long service.

The numbers absolutely do not add up, but I am in favour of making everything about me.

I got a Barbie branded bubble tea today could Oppenheimer do this?

What are men even good for?

Resisting the urge to become a meme account and continue to engage with skeets with an open mind and wholesome outlook.

Hear me out.

Hunter Biden Merch.

One of the best grades I ever got was in a class on Catholic leadership.

Because this is the sort wholesome place where people accept you for who you are I feel like I can post my biggest secrets without fear of judgement.

All these people welcoming users and telling us how to be good posters.

And yet none of them are supporting me.

So many people are making fun of twitter users for coming here when Twitter is down.

Some people are welcoming them and some are just pointing out the phenomenon.

But no one is actually posting good content to make them want to stay here.

When I came to bluesky I thought my low single digit likes per post would make me a rockstar.