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Tyler
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Company holiday party album just dropped
Ummm my bank (small, regional) was verifying my identity and asked me the country I live in, the country I was born in, and my citizenship. That can’t be legal, right?

At the minimum I don’t have to answer those questions to verify my identity,
December 4, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Carole King strikes again
December 3, 2025 at 2:05 PM
that canceled tv show that you’ll never stop thinking about
November 30, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Furry butts drive me nuts
November 29, 2025 at 10:27 PM
House is finally empty, time to rot 🤠
November 29, 2025 at 7:09 PM
At the risk of being a total nerd, look at this beauty I saw on my walk this morning.
November 29, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I need to take a week long nap
November 29, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Another successful fried turkey
November 27, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Shaved with the wrong blade, so here’s baby face
November 26, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Final harvest of the szn 🥲
November 25, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I just think we should bring bullying to LinkedIn… what are these posts?!
November 25, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Safety first
November 24, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Couch rot weekend means that I’ll be wide awake come 9pm tonight.
November 23, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Excuse me, it’s snowing???
November 11, 2025 at 12:28 PM
I’m so happy to be home
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Skinny jeans seem to still be in fashion in Finland, if you were wondering.
November 8, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Friday scaries setting in after being on PTO for the last two weeks
November 7, 2025 at 12:47 PM
The red wine is making me h word
November 6, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Is that the -

The Kylie Minogue Tension Tour toiletry bag? Yeah it is.
November 6, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Full moon
Berlin
Gaga

Ttyl
November 5, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Meet me at the dick bar
November 3, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Left some blood in Sicily, feels like a good omen.
November 2, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Made it to Fiumicino. My body has no idea what time it is.
November 1, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Last time I voted on Halloween it didn’t end well, let’s right this wrong
October 31, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Just landed from Mexico after a 13 hr travel day at LGA. I need to head back out to JFK in 11 hours for a flight to Sicily via Rome. Give me strength.
October 31, 2025 at 5:14 AM