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I've been surprised all year that Stoutland hasn't been catching more heat. He's got a truckload of built up equity but the run game has been putrid mostly due to the oline. Those are both his responsibilities.
December 29, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I've been surprised all year that Stoutland hasn't been catching more heat. He's got a truckload of built up equity but the run game has been putrid mostly due to the oline. Those are both his responsibilities.
Ah, but they won the game and therefore have justified every decision 🫠 results over process, the Sirianni way!
December 29, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Ah, but they won the game and therefore have justified every decision 🫠 results over process, the Sirianni way!
This one often gets missed in a Scryfall search because it has fake Madness
December 3, 2025 at 9:52 PM
This one often gets missed in a Scryfall search because it has fake Madness
While we're making a list, let's not forget that he also sucks at hiring coaches
November 28, 2025 at 11:42 PM
While we're making a list, let's not forget that he also sucks at hiring coaches
If Sirianni were fired tomorrow, how sought after do you think he would he be this offseason?
November 22, 2025 at 12:17 AM
If Sirianni were fired tomorrow, how sought after do you think he would he be this offseason?
It's a great weekend for us all to go touch grass
October 10, 2025 at 3:06 AM
It's a great weekend for us all to go touch grass
Could they not have put a better runner on 2nd? Castellanos can't move
October 7, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Could they not have put a better runner on 2nd? Castellanos can't move
Kamigawa neon dynasty
August 27, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Kamigawa neon dynasty
Hell yeah, congrats! Looking forward to listening tomorrow
August 12, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Hell yeah, congrats! Looking forward to listening tomorrow
Love having Jimmy on, hope it happens more regularly
August 6, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Love having Jimmy on, hope it happens more regularly
Does this seem more than average for camp? Just wondering if they are showing some wear from a long season
August 3, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Does this seem more than average for camp? Just wondering if they are showing some wear from a long season
FWIW I'm pretty sure most hellbent cards are bad and that this strategy would NOT be good, but dang would it be unique! Huge tip of the cap if you can pull that one off
August 3, 2025 at 2:24 AM
FWIW I'm pretty sure most hellbent cards are bad and that this strategy would NOT be good, but dang would it be unique! Huge tip of the cap if you can pull that one off
Hellbent was the Ravnica mechanic that rewarded you for having no cards in hand
So if you started with an opening hand of, say, 5 Leylines and 2 lands, you could immediately dump almost all of your hand on the table and be at or near hellbent from the get go 😈
So if you started with an opening hand of, say, 5 Leylines and 2 lands, you could immediately dump almost all of your hand on the table and be at or near hellbent from the get go 😈
August 3, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Hellbent was the Ravnica mechanic that rewarded you for having no cards in hand
So if you started with an opening hand of, say, 5 Leylines and 2 lands, you could immediately dump almost all of your hand on the table and be at or near hellbent from the get go 😈
So if you started with an opening hand of, say, 5 Leylines and 2 lands, you could immediately dump almost all of your hand on the table and be at or near hellbent from the get go 😈
And now that I think of it, 5+ Leyline hellbent would be a hilarious archetype 😂
August 3, 2025 at 2:06 AM
And now that I think of it, 5+ Leyline hellbent would be a hilarious archetype 😂
How dense do you want "opening hand only" cards to be? Chancellors (and leylines) are pretty bad draws, but if its the reason for the cube, add them all 😎
Maybe throw them in to begin with and see if they stick out as too weak. R, G and W seem at least...plausible?
Maybe throw them in to begin with and see if they stick out as too weak. R, G and W seem at least...plausible?
August 3, 2025 at 2:03 AM
How dense do you want "opening hand only" cards to be? Chancellors (and leylines) are pretty bad draws, but if its the reason for the cube, add them all 😎
Maybe throw them in to begin with and see if they stick out as too weak. R, G and W seem at least...plausible?
Maybe throw them in to begin with and see if they stick out as too weak. R, G and W seem at least...plausible?
Does Once Upon a Time fit in here? Seems pretty nice to start on that every game
August 3, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Does Once Upon a Time fit in here? Seems pretty nice to start on that every game
Any chance we get you back to regular podcasting this season?
July 23, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Any chance we get you back to regular podcasting this season?
Cut them a break, they're 1 of 29 teams can't fathom having this kind of high quality SP depth
(Don't ask me about the rest of the offense or bullpen)
(Don't ask me about the rest of the offense or bullpen)
July 12, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Cut them a break, they're 1 of 29 teams can't fathom having this kind of high quality SP depth
(Don't ask me about the rest of the offense or bullpen)
(Don't ask me about the rest of the offense or bullpen)
Competition is toxic, small doses for responsible adults only. Everyone else, cooperate please. You'll be a lot happier and more productive.
July 11, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Competition is toxic, small doses for responsible adults only. Everyone else, cooperate please. You'll be a lot happier and more productive.
If you wanna hike off trail, you earn that right by learning the skills first. Otherwise, play by the rules and stay safe.
Oh wait, AI bros want all of the payoff without any of the discipline or effort? Shocking.
Oh wait, AI bros want all of the payoff without any of the discipline or effort? Shocking.
June 20, 2025 at 10:53 AM
If you wanna hike off trail, you earn that right by learning the skills first. Otherwise, play by the rules and stay safe.
Oh wait, AI bros want all of the payoff without any of the discipline or effort? Shocking.
Oh wait, AI bros want all of the payoff without any of the discipline or effort? Shocking.
"Caused him". Zero personal responsibility, no agency, just a passenger in his body being driven by the internet.
June 18, 2025 at 11:21 PM
"Caused him". Zero personal responsibility, no agency, just a passenger in his body being driven by the internet.
Chain reaction shot is fun
June 15, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Chain reaction shot is fun
I really liked Spree...like split cards with fuse that I dont have to turn sideways
May 29, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I really liked Spree...like split cards with fuse that I dont have to turn sideways
I love a grid draft, it's fast and super easy to grok. Two experienced players can be shuffled up and in a game in like...15 minutes?
May 6, 2025 at 8:35 AM
I love a grid draft, it's fast and super easy to grok. Two experienced players can be shuffled up and in a game in like...15 minutes?