Thad
@thadmortimer.bsky.social
Gay 🏳️🌈 Irish 🇮🇪 Horny 🍆 Neurodivergent, absurdly nerdy, and socially awkward. Dedicated Bator. Sharing what turns me on & more... 😉 DMs open, but don’t be weird. Reposts appreciated. MDNI 🔞 NSFW
Yum. A taste of that would be all the fuel I’d need to rock your world 😈
December 3, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Yum. A taste of that would be all the fuel I’d need to rock your world 😈
Sounds ideal, doesn’t it? 😈
December 3, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Sounds ideal, doesn’t it? 😈
I’d be happy to oblige 😏
December 3, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I’d be happy to oblige 😏
It’s a nice colour on you 😈
December 3, 2025 at 12:34 AM
It’s a nice colour on you 😈
Accessibility is important, especially when it comes to treating that gorgeous dick right 🥵😮💨
December 3, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Accessibility is important, especially when it comes to treating that gorgeous dick right 🥵😮💨
No worries. Literally my pleasure 😈😋
December 3, 2025 at 12:24 AM
No worries. Literally my pleasure 😈😋
I love that feeling 🥵🥵
December 3, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I love that feeling 🥵🥵
Sometimes I find that makes it better when the time does eventually come 😮💨
December 3, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Sometimes I find that makes it better when the time does eventually come 😮💨
Wankers of the world unite! 😅
December 3, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Wankers of the world unite! 😅
This is why we need to get unionised. Radicalisation by boner.
December 3, 2025 at 12:00 AM
This is why we need to get unionised. Radicalisation by boner.
Everybody is working too hard. I say we start a general strike due to general horniness.
December 2, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Everybody is working too hard. I say we start a general strike due to general horniness.
Oof, that is kinda hot. Sort of can’t wait to see it happen 😅
December 2, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Oof, that is kinda hot. Sort of can’t wait to see it happen 😅
Well now that’s really nice to know 😉
December 2, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Well now that’s really nice to know 😉
I’ll be there in spirit 🫡
December 2, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I’ll be there in spirit 🫡
Careful, you’re tempting me to heap more flattery on you. Not sure you could take it.
December 2, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Careful, you’re tempting me to heap more flattery on you. Not sure you could take it.
Yes, but with the truth. The most dangerous kind of flattery 😈
December 2, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Yes, but with the truth. The most dangerous kind of flattery 😈
That sucks. And not in the good way 😋Sending you positive horny vibes to get you through the rest of the day.
December 2, 2025 at 11:39 PM
That sucks. And not in the good way 😋Sending you positive horny vibes to get you through the rest of the day.
Aww, may our Christmas wishes be granted ⭐️
December 2, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Aww, may our Christmas wishes be granted ⭐️
I agree. It’s the only sensible approach.
December 2, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I agree. It’s the only sensible approach.
You’re as kind as you are hot, which is to say, very ☺️
December 2, 2025 at 11:28 PM
You’re as kind as you are hot, which is to say, very ☺️