Thallium
@thallium.tgirl.gay
thing(girl)🏳️⚧️. dog. aspiring mech pilot. other things too. i have yet to make a good post. don’t leave me unattended around unfucked fighter jets. over 18. it/its
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Thallium
@thallium.tgirl.gay
· Dec 25
some people don’t realize the “i have yet to make a good post” in my bio isn’t self deprecating, it’s a promise. i offer you only bottom of the barrel fagslop. you’re stuck on the same app as me and i’m making it your problem. thank goodness i’m cute enough to get away with it
they always ask for virgin sacrifices thank god im a gooner
January 22, 2026 at 9:31 AM
they always ask for virgin sacrifices thank god im a gooner
her penis was al dente
January 22, 2026 at 8:38 AM
her penis was al dente
something is wrong with the new age perverts. she just said she’s having a “skibidi kirk labubu goon sesh with mr breast style editing”
January 20, 2026 at 5:40 PM
something is wrong with the new age perverts. she just said she’s having a “skibidi kirk labubu goon sesh with mr breast style editing”
just met a man named john phunkuloid
January 19, 2026 at 6:08 AM
just met a man named john phunkuloid
my pussy has a sneeze button
January 18, 2026 at 6:46 PM
my pussy has a sneeze button
a big part of my sex appeal comes from my prodigious sudoku skills
January 17, 2026 at 6:26 PM
a big part of my sex appeal comes from my prodigious sudoku skills
just rawdogged 6 hours in the car, no phone, no book, didnt even get to pick the music. i powered through that shit with only the power of autism and someone forced to listen to me
January 15, 2026 at 12:26 AM
just rawdogged 6 hours in the car, no phone, no book, didnt even get to pick the music. i powered through that shit with only the power of autism and someone forced to listen to me
downside of bottom surgery is no more jelqing
January 14, 2026 at 5:56 AM
downside of bottom surgery is no more jelqing
vr chat, my girlfriends, and a crushed watermelon between my thighs. timr to have a high panic attack and cum my brains out
January 12, 2026 at 5:41 AM
vr chat, my girlfriends, and a crushed watermelon between my thighs. timr to have a high panic attack and cum my brains out
playing terraria calamity with my tits out while on call with my girlfriend. they call it Tgirl loader for a reason
January 8, 2026 at 4:06 AM
playing terraria calamity with my tits out while on call with my girlfriend. they call it Tgirl loader for a reason
a girl just told me she wants to shrink me down and put me in the rainbow dash jar. i’m, honored? i think?
January 4, 2026 at 11:02 PM
a girl just told me she wants to shrink me down and put me in the rainbow dash jar. i’m, honored? i think?
everyone is so supportive of autistic people until they find out my special interests are getting faggy women to send me nudes and guns
January 3, 2026 at 10:38 PM
everyone is so supportive of autistic people until they find out my special interests are getting faggy women to send me nudes and guns
i post so great but the idf(israel’s dumbest fuckwits) are running a secretive operation to keep me obscure and kill all engagement with my account
January 2, 2026 at 8:03 PM
i post so great but the idf(israel’s dumbest fuckwits) are running a secretive operation to keep me obscure and kill all engagement with my account
i’m trying to convince my guardian angel to let me hit
January 2, 2026 at 2:57 PM
i’m trying to convince my guardian angel to let me hit
big fan of “Hip to Be Square” by Gooey Lewis and the Nudes
January 1, 2026 at 6:09 PM
big fan of “Hip to Be Square” by Gooey Lewis and the Nudes
i’m getting into pimping due to a cosmic misunderstanding
January 1, 2026 at 4:59 AM
i’m getting into pimping due to a cosmic misunderstanding
it’s crazy that 2026 is only 14 blowjobs and 300mg of weed away
December 31, 2025 at 8:31 PM
it’s crazy that 2026 is only 14 blowjobs and 300mg of weed away
been doing great on the character development front:
i’m becoming a wholesome pervert, a pure of heart whore, and i support Palestine
i’m becoming a wholesome pervert, a pure of heart whore, and i support Palestine
December 28, 2025 at 7:22 PM
been doing great on the character development front:
i’m becoming a wholesome pervert, a pure of heart whore, and i support Palestine
i’m becoming a wholesome pervert, a pure of heart whore, and i support Palestine
paradox: i hate it when people put words in my mouth but i love it when women put cock in my mouth
much to think about
much to think about
December 26, 2025 at 7:54 PM
paradox: i hate it when people put words in my mouth but i love it when women put cock in my mouth
much to think about
much to think about
nothing beats sexting while listening to king gizzy and the lizzy wizzy
December 25, 2025 at 5:09 PM
nothing beats sexting while listening to king gizzy and the lizzy wizzy
can’t stand pickles but i’d let a women stick her, honestly literally anything, in my mouth no hesitation and go at it like it’s a 3 michelin star meal
December 24, 2025 at 5:37 PM
can’t stand pickles but i’d let a women stick her, honestly literally anything, in my mouth no hesitation and go at it like it’s a 3 michelin star meal
love blogging from a mote of dust rn
December 23, 2025 at 10:06 PM
love blogging from a mote of dust rn
“men used to go to war” i don’t like war i like changing my gender and barking for women
December 21, 2025 at 8:57 PM
“men used to go to war” i don’t like war i like changing my gender and barking for women
fuck all christmas songs except:
-Teto covers of songs
-John Denver and The Muppets A Christmas Together
-Teto covers of songs
-John Denver and The Muppets A Christmas Together
December 21, 2025 at 1:41 AM
fuck all christmas songs except:
-Teto covers of songs
-John Denver and The Muppets A Christmas Together
-Teto covers of songs
-John Denver and The Muppets A Christmas Together