I want to be a dog just so I can be like, "Hang on, I hear what you're saying, just lemme just loudly lick my asshole for 5-10 minutes."

Places advertising "All white meat chicken!" like "All our chicken dry af and tasteless!"

Here's hoping Fields has a top ten season and Rodgers suffers season-ending gonorrhea

New Gaga is out! It sounds like Willy Wonka's factory except instead of candy everything's made of cocaine.

That's what's up.

Imagine a world in which there are no hypothetical situations.

Spitting off the edge of the world