My mate Kevin told me IP stands for 'Insane Penis' - he works in IT as well so I've no reason to doubt him.

I disagree rarrghhh

Only 36 days long to drop a log, ha amateurs - I've been on the toilet since the first lockdown.

A Quiet Place had me welling up, those three main performers (I'm including the cat) were all so great. I wasn't that interested in seeing it but turned out to be great.

Hello is that Dominos? Yeah there's a couple having sex on my pizza! Yes I want a new one sending out.

Learning the number of a great but dodgy solicitor.

When I was alone and dying Jesus racked up with a big bag of eeees and dragged me to a festival. I miss Jesus.

Makes me think of my dear ole dad.

I design covers like this if that's what you're into.