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Aochs
@thatbirbaochs.bsky.social
Birb on Blue Sky, Complete Magic: the Gathering Nerd, Also generally a nerd, Asexual
"...Are you...blushing?"
"...N...No..."
"Yes you are, I can *feel* the heat from your cheeks."
"Im not blushing."
"Youre lying. Why are you lying?"
"Why do you care so much??"
"Because why are you blushing??"
November 10, 2025 at 8:46 PM
- They start going into detail, thinking theyre breaking your spirit
- Youre listening intently
- They top the monologue off with a final, "soul-crushing" truth: The length of time you'll be digesting. Spoilers, it isnt happening any time soon.
November 10, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Ahem
- Getting swallowed whole by your mortal enemy
- Enemy engages in villainous dialogue
- You're being squeezed, compressed, totally helpless
- We hit the part of the monologue where the enemy starts gloating about how much stronger they'll become for eating you
- Your struggling...slows
November 10, 2025 at 8:46 PM
So all im hearing is
Me want bite
Me want cotton cream cheese delight

(I would also want to eat it, tbh)
November 8, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Happy birthday to the best batty ever!
October 30, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Cuuuute
October 4, 2025 at 11:44 AM
The lore gets deeper.
October 1, 2025 at 11:37 AM
It's alright. I use Yu-Gi-Oh cards as creature tokens and occasionally get death glares. We are Monsters: the Gathering.
September 25, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Lookin' cool there. -w-
September 24, 2025 at 1:43 AM
He said the thing!
September 3, 2025 at 3:17 AM
OMG THATS ME!
September 3, 2025 at 1:35 AM
omg thats me over there! Like, over there, in the corner! Wow!
August 22, 2025 at 10:38 PM
It looks like you're about to receive the most affectionate suplex ever. 10/10 cuddle right there.
August 19, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Really love this one.
June 25, 2025 at 5:06 AM
These came out amazingly. Thank you so much!
June 7, 2025 at 7:29 PM