Aochs
@thatbirbaochs.bsky.social
Birb on Blue Sky, Complete Magic: the Gathering Nerd, Also generally a nerd, Asexual
"...Are you...blushing?"
"...N...No..."
"Yes you are, I can *feel* the heat from your cheeks."
"Im not blushing."
"Youre lying. Why are you lying?"
"Why do you care so much??"
"Because why are you blushing??"
"...N...No..."
"Yes you are, I can *feel* the heat from your cheeks."
"Im not blushing."
"Youre lying. Why are you lying?"
"Why do you care so much??"
"Because why are you blushing??"
November 10, 2025 at 8:46 PM
"...Are you...blushing?"
"...N...No..."
"Yes you are, I can *feel* the heat from your cheeks."
"Im not blushing."
"Youre lying. Why are you lying?"
"Why do you care so much??"
"Because why are you blushing??"
"...N...No..."
"Yes you are, I can *feel* the heat from your cheeks."
"Im not blushing."
"Youre lying. Why are you lying?"
"Why do you care so much??"
"Because why are you blushing??"
- They start going into detail, thinking theyre breaking your spirit
- Youre listening intently
- They top the monologue off with a final, "soul-crushing" truth: The length of time you'll be digesting. Spoilers, it isnt happening any time soon.
- Youre listening intently
- They top the monologue off with a final, "soul-crushing" truth: The length of time you'll be digesting. Spoilers, it isnt happening any time soon.
November 10, 2025 at 8:46 PM
- They start going into detail, thinking theyre breaking your spirit
- Youre listening intently
- They top the monologue off with a final, "soul-crushing" truth: The length of time you'll be digesting. Spoilers, it isnt happening any time soon.
- Youre listening intently
- They top the monologue off with a final, "soul-crushing" truth: The length of time you'll be digesting. Spoilers, it isnt happening any time soon.
Ahem
- Getting swallowed whole by your mortal enemy
- Enemy engages in villainous dialogue
- You're being squeezed, compressed, totally helpless
- We hit the part of the monologue where the enemy starts gloating about how much stronger they'll become for eating you
- Your struggling...slows
- Getting swallowed whole by your mortal enemy
- Enemy engages in villainous dialogue
- You're being squeezed, compressed, totally helpless
- We hit the part of the monologue where the enemy starts gloating about how much stronger they'll become for eating you
- Your struggling...slows
November 10, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Ahem
- Getting swallowed whole by your mortal enemy
- Enemy engages in villainous dialogue
- You're being squeezed, compressed, totally helpless
- We hit the part of the monologue where the enemy starts gloating about how much stronger they'll become for eating you
- Your struggling...slows
- Getting swallowed whole by your mortal enemy
- Enemy engages in villainous dialogue
- You're being squeezed, compressed, totally helpless
- We hit the part of the monologue where the enemy starts gloating about how much stronger they'll become for eating you
- Your struggling...slows
So all im hearing is
Me want bite
Me want cotton cream cheese delight
(I would also want to eat it, tbh)
Me want bite
Me want cotton cream cheese delight
(I would also want to eat it, tbh)
November 8, 2025 at 9:07 PM
So all im hearing is
Me want bite
Me want cotton cream cheese delight
(I would also want to eat it, tbh)
Me want bite
Me want cotton cream cheese delight
(I would also want to eat it, tbh)
Happy birthday to the best batty ever!
October 30, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Happy birthday to the best batty ever!
The lore gets deeper.
October 1, 2025 at 11:37 AM
The lore gets deeper.
It's alright. I use Yu-Gi-Oh cards as creature tokens and occasionally get death glares. We are Monsters: the Gathering.
September 25, 2025 at 12:59 PM
It's alright. I use Yu-Gi-Oh cards as creature tokens and occasionally get death glares. We are Monsters: the Gathering.
Lookin' cool there. -w-
September 24, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Lookin' cool there. -w-
omg thats me over there! Like, over there, in the corner! Wow!
August 22, 2025 at 10:38 PM
omg thats me over there! Like, over there, in the corner! Wow!
It looks like you're about to receive the most affectionate suplex ever. 10/10 cuddle right there.
August 19, 2025 at 5:50 PM
It looks like you're about to receive the most affectionate suplex ever. 10/10 cuddle right there.
Really love this one.
June 25, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Really love this one.
These came out amazingly. Thank you so much!
June 7, 2025 at 7:29 PM
These came out amazingly. Thank you so much!