@thatblueguy.bsky.social
Highly depressed mid-40s guy, looking for distraction. Here to hang out, chat, probably find the likeable weirdos on this platform.
MDNI
Bio:
Age: 45
Other stuff: need to know basis
MDNI
Bio:
Age: 45
Other stuff: need to know basis
Couldn't possibly agree more with every word.
December 28, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Couldn't possibly agree more with every word.
I mean, you already told me you love cum. All this time I've been alive, and I've only ever been with girls who saw it as a necessary evil. Or, like, "meh."
I would go full caveman on a girl who really appreciated cum. I'd leave you filled with cum every possible chance I got.
I would go full caveman on a girl who really appreciated cum. I'd leave you filled with cum every possible chance I got.
December 28, 2025 at 6:02 AM
I mean, you already told me you love cum. All this time I've been alive, and I've only ever been with girls who saw it as a necessary evil. Or, like, "meh."
I would go full caveman on a girl who really appreciated cum. I'd leave you filled with cum every possible chance I got.
I would go full caveman on a girl who really appreciated cum. I'd leave you filled with cum every possible chance I got.
I'm 45 and I'd fuck you until you're a dripping, exhausted mess.
December 28, 2025 at 5:57 AM
I'm 45 and I'd fuck you until you're a dripping, exhausted mess.
Good girl. I might even scoop out that creamy mixture of cum and slut-juices, and let you lick it all off my fingers, after we're done.
December 28, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Good girl. I might even scoop out that creamy mixture of cum and slut-juices, and let you lick it all off my fingers, after we're done.
That is exactly what I wanted to hear. I would absolutely keep fucking you, over and over, until I didn't have a drop left in me. :)
December 28, 2025 at 5:38 AM
That is exactly what I wanted to hear. I would absolutely keep fucking you, over and over, until I didn't have a drop left in me. :)
Yeah, you could CLEARLY make me cum so fast that it would be ridiculous.
But that's just the first time. Round two, you could ride me longer and we'd make sure that tight little pussy cums all over me.
But that's just the first time. Round two, you could ride me longer and we'd make sure that tight little pussy cums all over me.
December 28, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Yeah, you could CLEARLY make me cum so fast that it would be ridiculous.
But that's just the first time. Round two, you could ride me longer and we'd make sure that tight little pussy cums all over me.
But that's just the first time. Round two, you could ride me longer and we'd make sure that tight little pussy cums all over me.
Stuffing should be done slowly and carefully. :)
December 28, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Stuffing should be done slowly and carefully. :)
You're very welcome. :) <3
December 27, 2025 at 8:32 PM
You're very welcome. :) <3
It bums me out that I'm in my 40s and still haven't had the luck of being with an ACTUAL CUM ENJOYER.
All the girls I've been with have seen it as, like, a necessary evil. Or "meh" neutral.
Seeing a girl eagerly swallow my load because she LEGIT loves it? That might fix me, for real.
All the girls I've been with have seen it as, like, a necessary evil. Or "meh" neutral.
Seeing a girl eagerly swallow my load because she LEGIT loves it? That might fix me, for real.
December 27, 2025 at 9:38 AM
It bums me out that I'm in my 40s and still haven't had the luck of being with an ACTUAL CUM ENJOYER.
All the girls I've been with have seen it as, like, a necessary evil. Or "meh" neutral.
Seeing a girl eagerly swallow my load because she LEGIT loves it? That might fix me, for real.
All the girls I've been with have seen it as, like, a necessary evil. Or "meh" neutral.
Seeing a girl eagerly swallow my load because she LEGIT loves it? That might fix me, for real.
This is art I want to cum in.
That's the thought that immediately flew to my fingertips, so that's what I'm going with. That is my sincere impression.
That's the thought that immediately flew to my fingertips, so that's what I'm going with. That is my sincere impression.
December 27, 2025 at 6:54 AM
This is art I want to cum in.
That's the thought that immediately flew to my fingertips, so that's what I'm going with. That is my sincere impression.
That's the thought that immediately flew to my fingertips, so that's what I'm going with. That is my sincere impression.
Dude, that is FUCKED UP BEYOND ALL COMPREHENSION.
Fucking puritan fucksticks.
Fucking puritan fucksticks.
December 27, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Dude, that is FUCKED UP BEYOND ALL COMPREHENSION.
Fucking puritan fucksticks.
Fucking puritan fucksticks.
By the way, I have to assume Santa has, like, mega-jizz capability.
He's got speed matched only by The Flash, and he's fueling it on cookies and milk. While maintaining a gut. His metabolism must be the craziest thing about him.
So I figure he could cum a half-gallon at a time, with no problem.
He's got speed matched only by The Flash, and he's fueling it on cookies and milk. While maintaining a gut. His metabolism must be the craziest thing about him.
So I figure he could cum a half-gallon at a time, with no problem.
December 27, 2025 at 4:39 AM
By the way, I have to assume Santa has, like, mega-jizz capability.
He's got speed matched only by The Flash, and he's fueling it on cookies and milk. While maintaining a gut. His metabolism must be the craziest thing about him.
So I figure he could cum a half-gallon at a time, with no problem.
He's got speed matched only by The Flash, and he's fueling it on cookies and milk. While maintaining a gut. His metabolism must be the craziest thing about him.
So I figure he could cum a half-gallon at a time, with no problem.
Wait, no. I haven't.
December 27, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Wait, no. I haven't.
It really is wild.
And it really does go back to how school works, in North America and Europe. They WILL NOT let you graduate if you don't prove that, at least for 30 minutes during a test, you can do high-school math.
But for some reason, people who can't read are just waved through. Why tho?
And it really does go back to how school works, in North America and Europe. They WILL NOT let you graduate if you don't prove that, at least for 30 minutes during a test, you can do high-school math.
But for some reason, people who can't read are just waved through. Why tho?
December 27, 2025 at 3:10 AM
It really is wild.
And it really does go back to how school works, in North America and Europe. They WILL NOT let you graduate if you don't prove that, at least for 30 minutes during a test, you can do high-school math.
But for some reason, people who can't read are just waved through. Why tho?
And it really does go back to how school works, in North America and Europe. They WILL NOT let you graduate if you don't prove that, at least for 30 minutes during a test, you can do high-school math.
But for some reason, people who can't read are just waved through. Why tho?
I don't think they have the slightest clue about why that's so not cool.
Everyone who fucks with that platform as a customer should have to prove they've read the creator terms of service.
Everyone who fucks with that platform as a customer should have to prove they've read the creator terms of service.
December 27, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I don't think they have the slightest clue about why that's so not cool.
Everyone who fucks with that platform as a customer should have to prove they've read the creator terms of service.
Everyone who fucks with that platform as a customer should have to prove they've read the creator terms of service.
I'm telling you, you'd be such an amazing addition to any of those POV porn scenes, where girls and/or elves be fucking Santa's brains out.
I'd already had this thought, but it would have been weird to say it out of nowhere.
I'd already had this thought, but it would have been weird to say it out of nowhere.
December 27, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I'm telling you, you'd be such an amazing addition to any of those POV porn scenes, where girls and/or elves be fucking Santa's brains out.
I'd already had this thought, but it would have been weird to say it out of nowhere.
I'd already had this thought, but it would have been weird to say it out of nowhere.
You're very welcome. This is what I meant in another comment, about you being thoughtful, btw.
Both in your original thought about pet names and how you're taking time to make sure people know you're okay. <3
Both in your original thought about pet names and how you're taking time to make sure people know you're okay. <3
December 27, 2025 at 2:23 AM
You're very welcome. This is what I meant in another comment, about you being thoughtful, btw.
Both in your original thought about pet names and how you're taking time to make sure people know you're okay. <3
Both in your original thought about pet names and how you're taking time to make sure people know you're okay. <3
That's what I understood, and I think it's a good thing, for sure.
December 27, 2025 at 2:14 AM
That's what I understood, and I think it's a good thing, for sure.
Well, that makes me feel incredibly fortunate. <3 I hope i can keep making you feel good, too.
December 27, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Well, that makes me feel incredibly fortunate. <3 I hope i can keep making you feel good, too.
I think you're the perfect mixture of sweet, sexy, and thoughtful.
December 27, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I think you're the perfect mixture of sweet, sexy, and thoughtful.
I definitely want to rip off that wrapping and try out that gift. <3
December 27, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I definitely want to rip off that wrapping and try out that gift. <3
Aww, well that IS a pretty specific wish. I'll take you wherever, whenever, though. <3
December 26, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Aww, well that IS a pretty specific wish. I'll take you wherever, whenever, though. <3