My surgeons never told me I’d wreck so many panties.

I remember the consultant talking about the biggest size, what I ultimately picked, like “You don’t want to look *silly*.”

All I could think was “Don’t slut shame me in advance, I’ll take them and still dream of bigger.”

I’m going to just work this into any time I talk about actual bugs with impressive legs.

Cat who wouldn’t mind being a chonk rat! Either way just rad you’re doing this 🐀