actually, considering what i talk about here, maybe i *do* need to clarify what his throne would be... or maybe it changes from time to time (the last one he had was overwhelmed by all of stormy's "royal duties")

"i̶ ̶j̶u̶s̶t̶ ̶f̶a̶r̶t̶e̶d̶"

"you are a great and valued friend little buddy" :)

rare really was the king of toilet humor back in the day i'm afraid... so of course when it came to practically having free reign to do what they want they made probably a lot of people's scat awakening in making them watch multiple cows take a shit...

YEEESSSSSS YOU GET IT OOMF, YOU SEE THE VISION

"hehe, just kiddin' I got some right here~"
and he pulls out the stack of cash before taking half of it and giving conker the rest.
"only need about this much, you can have the rest, never know when it might come in handy hehehe~"

*GULPGULPGULPSWALLOW*
"aaaaahhhh, tasty!"
*GURGLE**SLOSH*
"oh-oh, here it comes, brace your nose for impact...!"
*BRRNT!**SPLOOOORRRRRTSPLATTERBLRRRRRRTPBBBLLLLLTTTTTTTTSPLASHSPLOSHCRRRRKKKLFLAAARRRRRRPPPPP*
"oh yeah, that's the @#!$in' ticket... you wouldn't happen to have any paper woulda?~"
#scat

"hehe, just kiddin' I got some right here~"
and he pulls out the stack of cash before taking half of it and giving conker the rest.
"only need about this much, you can have the rest, never know when it might come in handy hehehe~"

*GULPGULPGULPSWALLOW*
"aaaaahhhh, tasty!"
*GURGLE**SLOSH*
"oh-oh, here it comes, brace your nose for impact...!"
*BRRNT!**SPLOOOORRRRRTSPLATTERBLRRRRRRTPBBBLLLLLTTTTTTTTSPLASHSPLOSHCRRRRKKKLFLAAARRRRRRPPPPP*
"oh yeah, that's the @#!$in' ticket... you wouldn't happen to have any paper woulda?~"
#scat

you hear a simple *plunk!* and a flush before he comes out, rubbing his belly, toilet paper stuck to his foot and releasing the fumes as he goes "aaaaahhhhhh... i wouldn't go in there for... well, i just wouldn't go in there if i were you, hehehehe~"

☝️ this stupid motherfucker watched TOO MANY CARTOONS and is now imagining his characters in impossible yet kinky situations