Michael Fleming
@thatfleminggent.com
AWS cloud engineer and architect. Gamer (video, mainly Eve Online /FFXIV, getting back into retro stuff like the Ultimas / Gold Box D&D of my youth. Occasionally tabletop, mostly Shadowrun 6E). Frequent jokey smart-alec. Expect Australianisms, c*nts :D
Wombats will always be big fans of Brutalism.
December 17, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Wombats will always be big fans of Brutalism.
You will be visited by three spirits
December 9, 2025 at 7:05 AM
You will be visited by three spirits
🎶To the one on the flamboyant tip
I'll just toss that ham in the frying pan
Like Spam, get done when I come and slam
Damn, I feel like the Son of Sam 🎶
I'll just toss that ham in the frying pan
Like Spam, get done when I come and slam
Damn, I feel like the Son of Sam 🎶
November 23, 2025 at 3:58 AM
🎶To the one on the flamboyant tip
I'll just toss that ham in the frying pan
Like Spam, get done when I come and slam
Damn, I feel like the Son of Sam 🎶
I'll just toss that ham in the frying pan
Like Spam, get done when I come and slam
Damn, I feel like the Son of Sam 🎶
If you see this, QTP with a ship that's not from Star Wars or Star Trek
(The holy space-phallus from Eve Online, an Avatar-class Titan)
(The holy space-phallus from Eve Online, an Avatar-class Titan)
October 5, 2025 at 4:54 AM
If you see this, QTP with a ship that's not from Star Wars or Star Trek
(The holy space-phallus from Eve Online, an Avatar-class Titan)
(The holy space-phallus from Eve Online, an Avatar-class Titan)
A Microsoft Minesweeper Consultant And Solitaire Expert sent to investigate found the following log messages just before both the car and the application fatally crashed:
July 26, 2025 at 6:34 AM
A Microsoft Minesweeper Consultant And Solitaire Expert sent to investigate found the following log messages just before both the car and the application fatally crashed:
What could possibli go wrong hey Donnie? 😂 #BaghdadTrump
July 13, 2025 at 10:09 AM
What could possibli go wrong hey Donnie? 😂 #BaghdadTrump
"Old man yells at files" 🤣
July 13, 2025 at 12:57 AM
"Old man yells at files" 🤣
I have nothing to say about this except "HIT "IM WIF YER 'ANDBAG!" 🤣🤣 #ElmoVSTacoTheSequel
July 7, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I have nothing to say about this except "HIT "IM WIF YER 'ANDBAG!" 🤣🤣 #ElmoVSTacoTheSequel
You can clearly see the helmeted thug raise their gun and deliberately fire at the reporter - and anyone who claims otherwise is a liar.
Fucking time to put the big boy pants on and fight back 'murica, and as that prick shot an Aussie reporter we're with you (and the thugs should be scared!)
Fucking time to put the big boy pants on and fight back 'murica, and as that prick shot an Aussie reporter we're with you (and the thugs should be scared!)
June 9, 2025 at 4:58 AM
You can clearly see the helmeted thug raise their gun and deliberately fire at the reporter - and anyone who claims otherwise is a liar.
Fucking time to put the big boy pants on and fight back 'murica, and as that prick shot an Aussie reporter we're with you (and the thugs should be scared!)
Fucking time to put the big boy pants on and fight back 'murica, and as that prick shot an Aussie reporter we're with you (and the thugs should be scared!)
So Elmo Musk and Fat Boy Crim Trump have had a lovers tiff hey? 🤔😆🤣
June 5, 2025 at 10:52 PM
So Elmo Musk and Fat Boy Crim Trump have had a lovers tiff hey? 🤔😆🤣
This is what happens when you punch five bongs by lunch because your Dear Leader's tariff fetish makes good morning coffee with your twink unaffordable
April 30, 2025 at 1:01 AM
This is what happens when you punch five bongs by lunch because your Dear Leader's tariff fetish makes good morning coffee with your twink unaffordable
One of these men is a senile old man who is lucid and alert for a very short time per day but otherwise comes out with crackpot ideas, meaningless tales that don't go anywhere and absurd. ridiculous observations.
The other is Grampa Simpson
The other is Grampa Simpson
April 27, 2025 at 8:39 AM
One of these men is a senile old man who is lucid and alert for a very short time per day but otherwise comes out with crackpot ideas, meaningless tales that don't go anywhere and absurd. ridiculous observations.
The other is Grampa Simpson
The other is Grampa Simpson
*boss music starts*
*Julyan Manderville enters the chat*
*Julyan Manderville enters the chat*
April 15, 2025 at 7:04 AM
*boss music starts*
*Julyan Manderville enters the chat*
*Julyan Manderville enters the chat*
So Fat Boy Crim's physician (certainly a toady / apparatchik) reckons he's only 224 pounds (101 kilograms for those in the modern world) eh?
*cough* might wanna check again doc.
*cough* might wanna check again doc.
April 14, 2025 at 7:01 AM
So Fat Boy Crim's physician (certainly a toady / apparatchik) reckons he's only 224 pounds (101 kilograms for those in the modern world) eh?
*cough* might wanna check again doc.
*cough* might wanna check again doc.
Sure thing there Fat Boy Crim, we'll do a Trump Steaks 2.0 for you and give your beef pride of place in all of our Dick Smith outlets next to the Funway kits. 🤣
(Kids, this is what happens when you live on pink slime and additive-laden McDonalds for 80 years. You have been warned)
(Kids, this is what happens when you live on pink slime and additive-laden McDonalds for 80 years. You have been warned)
April 8, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Sure thing there Fat Boy Crim, we'll do a Trump Steaks 2.0 for you and give your beef pride of place in all of our Dick Smith outlets next to the Funway kits. 🤣
(Kids, this is what happens when you live on pink slime and additive-laden McDonalds for 80 years. You have been warned)
(Kids, this is what happens when you live on pink slime and additive-laden McDonalds for 80 years. You have been warned)
While the Mad Burger King slaps tariffs on everyone (and some Antarctic penguins) while he tanks his economy and destroys US democracy don't forget this equally narcissistic and vengeful robber baron:
April 3, 2025 at 7:25 AM
While the Mad Burger King slaps tariffs on everyone (and some Antarctic penguins) while he tanks his economy and destroys US democracy don't forget this equally narcissistic and vengeful robber baron:
Must Consult Someone Experienced-holder cow-orker / manglement: sending me another MS Turd docx filled with typos, thinko and just plain poor design and noise for "documentation"
Me, about to reduce the crap to Markdown and it's author to a puddle:
Me, about to reduce the crap to Markdown and it's author to a puddle:
March 28, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Must Consult Someone Experienced-holder cow-orker / manglement: sending me another MS Turd docx filled with typos, thinko and just plain poor design and noise for "documentation"
Me, about to reduce the crap to Markdown and it's author to a puddle:
Me, about to reduce the crap to Markdown and it's author to a puddle:
"Hey, stop stealing my old material!"
March 25, 2025 at 1:55 PM
"Hey, stop stealing my old material!"
Me in the national security group chat:
March 25, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Me in the national security group chat:
i used to run with a pretty tough gang when i was younger
The gang:
The gang:
March 22, 2025 at 8:19 AM
i used to run with a pretty tough gang when i was younger
The gang:
The gang:
Kid: "I don't know why he's smirking, he can't even read"
March 21, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Kid: "I don't know why he's smirking, he can't even read"
Clive "Fatty McFuckhead" Palmer: "Hey I need a logo to appeal to the cookers this Oz election. Make me something that plays to the poor potato-brains who will vote for my stooges"
AI: "Here's a lion playing a vuvuzela with the words "patriot" and "trump" somewhere, and some Latin to seem classy":
AI: "Here's a lion playing a vuvuzela with the words "patriot" and "trump" somewhere, and some Latin to seem classy":
March 20, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Clive "Fatty McFuckhead" Palmer: "Hey I need a logo to appeal to the cookers this Oz election. Make me something that plays to the poor potato-brains who will vote for my stooges"
AI: "Here's a lion playing a vuvuzela with the words "patriot" and "trump" somewhere, and some Latin to seem classy":
AI: "Here's a lion playing a vuvuzela with the words "patriot" and "trump" somewhere, and some Latin to seem classy":
The box has seen better days, but this copy of Dark Queen of Krynn I bought and finished (thanks to the clue book i also bought the same day) has survived quite well since I got it in 1992 :D
Unfortunately, I can only emulate an Amiga at this point (or play it in DOSBox ta GOG :D)
Unfortunately, I can only emulate an Amiga at this point (or play it in DOSBox ta GOG :D)
March 3, 2025 at 11:49 AM
The box has seen better days, but this copy of Dark Queen of Krynn I bought and finished (thanks to the clue book i also bought the same day) has survived quite well since I got it in 1992 :D
Unfortunately, I can only emulate an Amiga at this point (or play it in DOSBox ta GOG :D)
Unfortunately, I can only emulate an Amiga at this point (or play it in DOSBox ta GOG :D)
Left without comment
(because I'm too busy chuckling)
(because I'm too busy chuckling)
February 14, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Left without comment
(because I'm too busy chuckling)
(because I'm too busy chuckling)