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David
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I'm David, I'm 22 and you should add me on Pokémon Go: 193375370356
You'll know you've really made it when you get hit with the "I can't pause it it's an online game"
December 29, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Playing Wii sports tennis without the strap was a dangerous game one time my mate Wilbur's remote slipped out his hand and went straight into my bollocks it still hurts
December 18, 2025 at 10:56 PM
That guy when he realises dog coats aren't a recent thing are are older than we are
December 7, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Getting a playlist made for you is nice but a mixtape took so much more effort and had so much more care put in
December 4, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Can't wait for the Ninjago drop in Fortnite
December 4, 2025 at 10:15 AM
cheese mouse
November 5, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I am going to kill myself and use this post open on my laptop so you get arrested for it
November 4, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I hope you picked Mr T Rexington and not the other 2 cos they're pretty weak mons they'll make you lose for sure
November 4, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Sinners is so good
November 4, 2025 at 1:06 AM
they should make cigarettes that don't make your gums recede and purely exist for the aesthetic
November 4, 2025 at 1:05 AM
And how do CDs work? I get you burn stuff into the back of them but how does that turn into music? Same with DVDs except that's even more confusing
October 30, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Not if you're a pregnant spider and your babies come out and they eat you
October 30, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Would a mega chicken be a trex or would a mega trex be a chicken
October 30, 2025 at 12:39 AM
These are my cats
The black one without a tail is Brian
The stripey one who's very long is Bruce
October 29, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Just need one where Perfect Chaos looks as good in game as it does in the cutscenes
October 29, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I saw Ian McKellen in a pantomime 2 years ago where he did drag played a woman married to Jon Bishop and half way through he did a strip tease while singing the song Too Sexy For My Shirt
No I'm not making it up, yes it was amazing
October 29, 2025 at 1:16 AM
hmm that's what a crazy person would say
October 27, 2025 at 10:28 PM
The less ok you are the better the party gets tbh
October 27, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I found out when I was about 17 during lockdown a few years ago

It's weird the only reason I started thinking about it was cos this weirdo who had a crush on me kept trying to convince me I liked men so he'd have a chance with me
Turns out I do like men just not him lol
October 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM