David
@thatguydavid1.bsky.social
I'm David, I'm 22 and you should add me on Pokémon Go: 193375370356
You'll know you've really made it when you get hit with the "I can't pause it it's an online game"
December 29, 2025 at 7:55 PM
You'll know you've really made it when you get hit with the "I can't pause it it's an online game"
Playing Wii sports tennis without the strap was a dangerous game one time my mate Wilbur's remote slipped out his hand and went straight into my bollocks it still hurts
December 18, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Playing Wii sports tennis without the strap was a dangerous game one time my mate Wilbur's remote slipped out his hand and went straight into my bollocks it still hurts
That guy when he realises dog coats aren't a recent thing are are older than we are
December 7, 2025 at 4:13 PM
That guy when he realises dog coats aren't a recent thing are are older than we are
Getting a playlist made for you is nice but a mixtape took so much more effort and had so much more care put in
December 4, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Getting a playlist made for you is nice but a mixtape took so much more effort and had so much more care put in
Can't wait for the Ninjago drop in Fortnite
December 4, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Can't wait for the Ninjago drop in Fortnite
I am going to kill myself and use this post open on my laptop so you get arrested for it
November 4, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I am going to kill myself and use this post open on my laptop so you get arrested for it
I hope you picked Mr T Rexington and not the other 2 cos they're pretty weak mons they'll make you lose for sure
November 4, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I hope you picked Mr T Rexington and not the other 2 cos they're pretty weak mons they'll make you lose for sure
they should make cigarettes that don't make your gums recede and purely exist for the aesthetic
November 4, 2025 at 1:05 AM
they should make cigarettes that don't make your gums recede and purely exist for the aesthetic
And how do CDs work? I get you burn stuff into the back of them but how does that turn into music? Same with DVDs except that's even more confusing
October 30, 2025 at 1:17 PM
And how do CDs work? I get you burn stuff into the back of them but how does that turn into music? Same with DVDs except that's even more confusing
Not if you're a pregnant spider and your babies come out and they eat you
October 30, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Not if you're a pregnant spider and your babies come out and they eat you
Would a mega chicken be a trex or would a mega trex be a chicken
October 30, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Would a mega chicken be a trex or would a mega trex be a chicken
These are my cats
The black one without a tail is Brian
The stripey one who's very long is Bruce
The black one without a tail is Brian
The stripey one who's very long is Bruce
October 29, 2025 at 1:22 AM
These are my cats
The black one without a tail is Brian
The stripey one who's very long is Bruce
The black one without a tail is Brian
The stripey one who's very long is Bruce
Just need one where Perfect Chaos looks as good in game as it does in the cutscenes
October 29, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Just need one where Perfect Chaos looks as good in game as it does in the cutscenes
I saw Ian McKellen in a pantomime 2 years ago where he did drag played a woman married to Jon Bishop and half way through he did a strip tease while singing the song Too Sexy For My Shirt
No I'm not making it up, yes it was amazing
No I'm not making it up, yes it was amazing
October 29, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I saw Ian McKellen in a pantomime 2 years ago where he did drag played a woman married to Jon Bishop and half way through he did a strip tease while singing the song Too Sexy For My Shirt
No I'm not making it up, yes it was amazing
No I'm not making it up, yes it was amazing
hmm that's what a crazy person would say
October 27, 2025 at 10:28 PM
hmm that's what a crazy person would say
The less ok you are the better the party gets tbh
October 27, 2025 at 8:33 PM
The less ok you are the better the party gets tbh
I found out when I was about 17 during lockdown a few years ago
It's weird the only reason I started thinking about it was cos this weirdo who had a crush on me kept trying to convince me I liked men so he'd have a chance with me
Turns out I do like men just not him lol
It's weird the only reason I started thinking about it was cos this weirdo who had a crush on me kept trying to convince me I liked men so he'd have a chance with me
Turns out I do like men just not him lol
October 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I found out when I was about 17 during lockdown a few years ago
It's weird the only reason I started thinking about it was cos this weirdo who had a crush on me kept trying to convince me I liked men so he'd have a chance with me
Turns out I do like men just not him lol
It's weird the only reason I started thinking about it was cos this weirdo who had a crush on me kept trying to convince me I liked men so he'd have a chance with me
Turns out I do like men just not him lol