@thatguyinthesuit.bsky.social
Retired Army Sergeant Major. One wife, two adult kids, two cats. Live in MFN [middle of fucking nowhere], VA. Totally Red around here and I love reminding them that I am a Blue veteran. They go apoplectic and I feel great.
Signed the 31st of FEBRUARY???????
February 1, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Signed the 31st of FEBRUARY???????
Hey Bob, nice tiara! And Nadine, those porn pants really do tell the story!
January 30, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Hey Bob, nice tiara! And Nadine, those porn pants really do tell the story!
Big dead eyes
January 30, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Big dead eyes
Bernie was a contemporary and friend of Abbie Hoffman. Abbie would be sooooo pissed right now.
January 29, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Bernie was a contemporary and friend of Abbie Hoffman. Abbie would be sooooo pissed right now.
Thank God. I thought it was just me with that dream.
January 27, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Thank God. I thought it was just me with that dream.
I wondered where those things went.
January 26, 2026 at 11:48 PM
I wondered where those things went.
What an arrogant little shit he is.
January 26, 2026 at 11:35 PM
What an arrogant little shit he is.
Tradition or not, thank you.
December 25, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Tradition or not, thank you.
Sounds a bit like the Springfield monorail...
December 16, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Sounds a bit like the Springfield monorail...
This is all I need to know about the reason he never got that promotion to Sergeant Major...
December 9, 2025 at 1:27 AM
This is all I need to know about the reason he never got that promotion to Sergeant Major...
The very near future.
December 5, 2025 at 9:31 PM
The very near future.
Looks like he needs a diaper changed.
November 27, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Looks like he needs a diaper changed.
absolutely amazing what those One-Day Bath remodelers can do!
October 31, 2025 at 11:56 PM
absolutely amazing what those One-Day Bath remodelers can do!
How come other countries can get it right? I'm looking at you France.
October 25, 2025 at 6:20 PM
How come other countries can get it right? I'm looking at you France.
Marjoe Gortner! OMG! I remember that.
October 25, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Marjoe Gortner! OMG! I remember that.
Any bets on whether or not The Great Pumpkin allows any response from FEMA?
October 18, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Any bets on whether or not The Great Pumpkin allows any response from FEMA?
Isn't this supposed to be where the giant space ship appears out of the clouds?
August 23, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Isn't this supposed to be where the giant space ship appears out of the clouds?
And, sadly, he means it.
August 14, 2025 at 12:31 AM
And, sadly, he means it.
Or blind. He's become a Bond villain now, so I guess she makes sense in a perverse way. Gross.
July 6, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Or blind. He's become a Bond villain now, so I guess she makes sense in a perverse way. Gross.
Yep. She can definitely kick Eric's ass.
July 1, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Yep. She can definitely kick Eric's ass.
Why would you want a portrait of The Great Pumpkin in the state house? Oh, and the tie is the wrong color. He's out of uniform
June 28, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Why would you want a portrait of The Great Pumpkin in the state house? Oh, and the tie is the wrong color. He's out of uniform
Uhhh...how can I put this...Never mind. Sister Mary Margaret would have washed my mouth out with soap if I said it. But, I mean, COME ON! For a second I thought I had stumbled upon someone's Only Fans site.
June 22, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Uhhh...how can I put this...Never mind. Sister Mary Margaret would have washed my mouth out with soap if I said it. But, I mean, COME ON! For a second I thought I had stumbled upon someone's Only Fans site.