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ThatGuyNamedRob
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Humorist,Social Commentary, too stupid to give advice and too ugly for Onlyfans
Sometimes, I wonder if I still would have had to work this hard into my 40s had I just once replied to one of those Nigerian princes #deepthoughts
May 13, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Two men from Oregon who went missing after going on a search for Bigfoot have been found dead.
They believed that they could use the fane from finding Bigfoot to help them find the real killer of Ronald Goldman and Nicole Brown Simpson

#Bigfoot #news #fake

www.npr.org/2024/12/29/n...
2 men were found dead from exposure after looking for Sasquatch
The bodies of two men looking for Sasquatch were found in a forest in Washington state after a three-day search.
www.npr.org
February 25, 2025 at 2:57 AM
A juvenile was arrested at a West Virginia trailer park after she allegedly broke into several homes and assaulted people while naked and under the influence of acid in an incident Police are describing as Wednesday. #news #humor #WestVirginia

www.wtrf.com/west-virgini...
www.wtrf.com
February 25, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Boo this asshole and vote Tom Cotton out
January 16, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Tom Cotton was that kid who when the teacher asked if you wanted a Pizza party or a Spelling quiz, his bitch ass wanted the quiz #VoteHimOut
January 16, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Is it legal to send a shot of your butthole to Tom Cotton? #tiktokban
January 16, 2025 at 4:10 AM
The harshest reality I've ever had to face was coming to the realization that my wife has asthma because every time she sees me it takes her breath away
December 25, 2024 at 4:59 AM

I walked into Starbucks and asked for a dark roast. The kid behind the counter asked me if my Mother ever had any children that lived. I said too dark.
December 25, 2024 at 4:45 AM
I told my wife I think she should try fentanyl, Fentanyl this dick in her mouth.
December 25, 2024 at 4:43 AM
When Kidd Rock sang bong and a thong orangutan titties I felt that in my soul.
December 25, 2024 at 4:42 AM
December 9, 2024 at 1:49 AM
Apparently my pharmacist has thought that my wife and I are really stupid for sometime. I picked her up some medicated mouthwash and the Pharmacist kept saying don't swallow it like we never knew how mouth wash works
December 6, 2024 at 12:39 AM
December 5, 2024 at 4:32 PM
I walked into a #Starbucks and I asked for a dark roast, the kid working behind the counter stopped what he was doing and asked me if my Mother had ever had any children that lived, I said too dark #humor #jokes
December 4, 2024 at 3:29 PM
So help me out here. How in the hell did they leave Kevin home alone TWICE, once in NYC and once in Chicago, and yet the Mcallister family never had CPS called on them #humor #Christmas #movies
December 4, 2024 at 2:24 PM
You know the concept of Customer service is shot when they no longer wrap the presents for your kid at Santa's workshop #Christmas
December 4, 2024 at 2:11 PM