ThatHitmann
@thathitmann.bsky.social
Rimworld modder, Youtuber, and Gamedev.
Type shit Ghandi probably had as his phone background.
November 3, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Type shit Ghandi probably had as his phone background.
I will be going as a car crash victim this Halloween.
October 17, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I will be going as a car crash victim this Halloween.
Asbestos is proof that God is real and he doesn't love us.
October 13, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Asbestos is proof that God is real and he doesn't love us.
Why did they call it Cinderace if I wanna fuck it? (asexual joke)
September 13, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Why did they call it Cinderace if I wanna fuck it? (asexual joke)
They already have Coca Cola Zero Sugar, they should invent Coca Cola 2 Sugar, that contains twice as much sugar.
August 28, 2025 at 10:08 PM
They already have Coca Cola Zero Sugar, they should invent Coca Cola 2 Sugar, that contains twice as much sugar.
Oil company runs a Reddit ad making a scientist talk to a chatbot of herself to explain why oil is sustainable. We have truly peaked as a society.
August 20, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Oil company runs a Reddit ad making a scientist talk to a chatbot of herself to explain why oil is sustainable. We have truly peaked as a society.
I wouldn't cry over spilt milk, I'd just lick it off the floor like a dog.
August 20, 2025 at 5:12 AM
I wouldn't cry over spilt milk, I'd just lick it off the floor like a dog.
Here's what the p90 would look like if it was Italian or American.
July 30, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Here's what the p90 would look like if it was Italian or American.
YT is suddenly recommending a bunch of VTuber stuff to me.
It's like telling me to invest in Bitcoin as It's actively tanking.
It's like telling me to invest in Bitcoin as It's actively tanking.
July 24, 2025 at 2:34 PM
YT is suddenly recommending a bunch of VTuber stuff to me.
It's like telling me to invest in Bitcoin as It's actively tanking.
It's like telling me to invest in Bitcoin as It's actively tanking.
Humans should have a 1/10 chance to be born with all their organs in their limbs to confuse predators.
July 21, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Humans should have a 1/10 chance to be born with all their organs in their limbs to confuse predators.
I'm hungry. Thinking of copping a Salmon Entree with no ingredients.
June 26, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I'm hungry. Thinking of copping a Salmon Entree with no ingredients.
My ultimate goal with a higher paying job is to work less. If my pay doubled, you would catch me the next week working half as much and living the same lifestyle.
Unfortunately, capitalism is an opp, and they pay you less per hour if you work fewer hours.
Unfortunately, capitalism is an opp, and they pay you less per hour if you work fewer hours.
June 3, 2025 at 2:34 AM
My ultimate goal with a higher paying job is to work less. If my pay doubled, you would catch me the next week working half as much and living the same lifestyle.
Unfortunately, capitalism is an opp, and they pay you less per hour if you work fewer hours.
Unfortunately, capitalism is an opp, and they pay you less per hour if you work fewer hours.
The Shining is just Gen X Backrooms.
SCP is just Millenial Backrooms.
It's always been here, it's just taken on a new flavor.
SCP is just Millenial Backrooms.
It's always been here, it's just taken on a new flavor.
May 3, 2025 at 3:29 AM
The Shining is just Gen X Backrooms.
SCP is just Millenial Backrooms.
It's always been here, it's just taken on a new flavor.
SCP is just Millenial Backrooms.
It's always been here, it's just taken on a new flavor.
I deadass thought goth girls were kinda a myth until I went to a mall in Denver and found, like, 10 of them.
April 9, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I deadass thought goth girls were kinda a myth until I went to a mall in Denver and found, like, 10 of them.
5000 poly Venom cheeks jiggling, real time flesh with real time fluid sim sweat. Fried my whole fucking GPU, actually on fire. FML.
March 26, 2025 at 6:05 AM
5000 poly Venom cheeks jiggling, real time flesh with real time fluid sim sweat. Fried my whole fucking GPU, actually on fire. FML.
Fuck all these psychos who use, like, buckshot for home defense.
I use the Radical Larry build.
Prep a 12-gauge shell full of crushed up Benadryl. Once you get a good center mass shot, run away and hide. Once they start seeing shit, get naked, slather yourself in barbeque sauce, and tackle then.
I use the Radical Larry build.
Prep a 12-gauge shell full of crushed up Benadryl. Once you get a good center mass shot, run away and hide. Once they start seeing shit, get naked, slather yourself in barbeque sauce, and tackle then.
March 22, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Fuck all these psychos who use, like, buckshot for home defense.
I use the Radical Larry build.
Prep a 12-gauge shell full of crushed up Benadryl. Once you get a good center mass shot, run away and hide. Once they start seeing shit, get naked, slather yourself in barbeque sauce, and tackle then.
I use the Radical Larry build.
Prep a 12-gauge shell full of crushed up Benadryl. Once you get a good center mass shot, run away and hide. Once they start seeing shit, get naked, slather yourself in barbeque sauce, and tackle then.
My first fanart as a Youtuber :)
Credit to Shadow Wolf on my Discord. This is awesome.
Credit to Shadow Wolf on my Discord. This is awesome.
March 22, 2025 at 3:20 AM
My first fanart as a Youtuber :)
Credit to Shadow Wolf on my Discord. This is awesome.
Credit to Shadow Wolf on my Discord. This is awesome.
I'm going to be 100%. I want the right one, and it's not a question. Ain't nobody starting shit while he's around.
March 18, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I'm going to be 100%. I want the right one, and it's not a question. Ain't nobody starting shit while he's around.
Bing AI telling some 2nd year vibe coder to copy-paste a fork bomb into their terminal:
March 17, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Bing AI telling some 2nd year vibe coder to copy-paste a fork bomb into their terminal:
Can you be wrong in a dream? Or, as the owner of the mind who created the dream, is your truth absolute?
March 11, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Can you be wrong in a dream? Or, as the owner of the mind who created the dream, is your truth absolute?
Found a sketchy corner vasectomy shop right next to a Catholic radio.
March 4, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Found a sketchy corner vasectomy shop right next to a Catholic radio.
I cannot play Marvel Rivals right now, fuck.
Every time I encounter this new Magik I just let her attack me and lose.
Every time I encounter this new Magik I just let her attack me and lose.
March 1, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I cannot play Marvel Rivals right now, fuck.
Every time I encounter this new Magik I just let her attack me and lose.
Every time I encounter this new Magik I just let her attack me and lose.
Let twinks have beards.
February 22, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Let twinks have beards.
FMK
Horse Girl
Horse Girl
Horse Girl
Horse Girl
Horse Girl
Horse Girl
February 14, 2025 at 9:24 PM
FMK
Horse Girl
Horse Girl
Horse Girl
Horse Girl
Horse Girl
Horse Girl
Shoutout to when Miles Morales became Thor, and I guess the writers thought that "by Odin's beard" wasn't black enough.
February 10, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Shoutout to when Miles Morales became Thor, and I guess the writers thought that "by Odin's beard" wasn't black enough.