Non-seasonal Mark Monro | He/Him 🌈
@thatidiotmonro.bsky.social
Award winning (Tesco Values Award - Best shelfstacker 2003/4) musician, carer, father and husband. Evertonian - I blame me dad. No transphobes or other bigots.
"Just before tonight's star cabaret, there's a child crying in chalet 76, if its parents want to pop back and see to the little one. And now, as the kiddies go off to bed, it's time for the Captain Croc March! Ready? 1, 2, 3, 4... CROCODIIIIIIIIIIILES SMILE! CROCODIIIIIIII..."
November 23, 2025 at 9:26 AM
"Just before tonight's star cabaret, there's a child crying in chalet 76, if its parents want to pop back and see to the little one. And now, as the kiddies go off to bed, it's time for the Captain Croc March! Ready? 1, 2, 3, 4... CROCODIIIIIIIIIIILES SMILE! CROCODIIIIIIII..."
This version of the Mersey Ferries logo always scared me as a kid. It looked like an angry hippo, face on, coming to eat you.
November 22, 2025 at 10:25 PM
This version of the Mersey Ferries logo always scared me as a kid. It looked like an angry hippo, face on, coming to eat you.
@bangoruniversity.bsky.social does look nice in the night, though.
November 22, 2025 at 5:24 PM
@bangoruniversity.bsky.social does look nice in the night, though.
A day in that Wales to see the lad.
November 22, 2025 at 11:32 AM
A day in that Wales to see the lad.
Chrimble
November 19, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Chrimble
Christ.
November 18, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Christ.
I see Ken Bruce has gone into the porn business.
November 17, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I see Ken Bruce has gone into the porn business.
Make your own fucking jokes.
November 16, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Make your own fucking jokes.
It's so nice in here. (@paperandword.bsky.social in Bebington)
November 15, 2025 at 1:37 PM
It's so nice in here. (@paperandword.bsky.social in Bebington)
Nearly there...
November 15, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Nearly there...
They opened two hours ago, and this is the queue we've just joined. Made up for them.
November 15, 2025 at 12:17 PM
They opened two hours ago, and this is the queue we've just joined. Made up for them.
Lovely to have Bryan Adams ride past while I wait for my lad at the ferry.
November 13, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Lovely to have Bryan Adams ride past while I wait for my lad at the ferry.
1) That's clearly not the Resolute Desk
2) Here's a picture of Trump using the Resolute Desk in the Oval Office, less than a week ago.
2) Here's a picture of Trump using the Resolute Desk in the Oval Office, less than a week ago.
November 12, 2025 at 12:46 PM
1) That's clearly not the Resolute Desk
2) Here's a picture of Trump using the Resolute Desk in the Oval Office, less than a week ago.
2) Here's a picture of Trump using the Resolute Desk in the Oval Office, less than a week ago.
My wife was urgently referred on July 21st. They had an excision biopsy on October 6th. We're still waiting on results on November 11.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
November 11, 2025 at 12:10 PM
My wife was urgently referred on July 21st. They had an excision biopsy on October 6th. We're still waiting on results on November 11.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
I'm so sorry.
November 8, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I'm so sorry.
Hark at Gulliver, here, working in the F1
November 8, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Hark at Gulliver, here, working in the F1
Here's an artefact for very old Tranmere Rovers fans. I suspect this might actually be unique in the UK, because I was the only person outside Prenton Park that day willing to get topless and swap shirts with the Gremio player as he got on the team bus.
November 8, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Here's an artefact for very old Tranmere Rovers fans. I suspect this might actually be unique in the UK, because I was the only person outside Prenton Park that day willing to get topless and swap shirts with the Gremio player as he got on the team bus.
Hold me, I'm scared.
November 8, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Hold me, I'm scared.
Can't move. Baby asleep.
November 7, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Can't move. Baby asleep.
This is a tremendous user experience, @thepokeuk.bsky.social. Truly, thank you.
November 7, 2025 at 7:01 PM
This is a tremendous user experience, @thepokeuk.bsky.social. Truly, thank you.
