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@thatjimdavis.bsky.social
Man. Usually in a seated position. Once a comedian. Campaigned a lot for bicycles. Writer and Reader-Outer of Pub Quizzes. Garden Potterer and Train commuter par excellence. Left-handed and left winged.
Explain a film plot badly:
Apes touch monolith and evolve to become Man. Men touch monolith and create computer that has a funny 5 minutes and kills everyone when they decide to turn it off without turning it back on again. Surviving man grows old alone, sees monolith and becomes big baby.
Apes touch monolith and evolve to become Man. Men touch monolith and create computer that has a funny 5 minutes and kills everyone when they decide to turn it off without turning it back on again. Surviving man grows old alone, sees monolith and becomes big baby.
November 6, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Explain a film plot badly:
Apes touch monolith and evolve to become Man. Men touch monolith and create computer that has a funny 5 minutes and kills everyone when they decide to turn it off without turning it back on again. Surviving man grows old alone, sees monolith and becomes big baby.
Apes touch monolith and evolve to become Man. Men touch monolith and create computer that has a funny 5 minutes and kills everyone when they decide to turn it off without turning it back on again. Surviving man grows old alone, sees monolith and becomes big baby.
"..... this is nothing General Solo. My twin droid #COP30 can destroy a planet with shit, watered down environmental policies and consensus....."
November 6, 2025 at 6:07 PM
"..... this is nothing General Solo. My twin droid #COP30 can destroy a planet with shit, watered down environmental policies and consensus....."
"..... Sniper's Dream, they called it"
November 5, 2025 at 6:10 PM
"..... Sniper's Dream, they called it"
This is my sweater today. I feel a though, if I were to wear this on the London Underground, people would try and sit on me.
October 9, 2025 at 2:31 PM
This is my sweater today. I feel a though, if I were to wear this on the London Underground, people would try and sit on me.
"..so, we've decided to reenact American golf fans at the Ryder Cup..."
#RyderCup2025
#RyderCup2025
September 28, 2025 at 9:36 PM
"..so, we've decided to reenact American golf fans at the Ryder Cup..."
#RyderCup2025
#RyderCup2025
I see Donald Trump taking the reinstatement of free speech with the dignity and respect one would expect of the President of the United States (if they were 6 years old and had been declined from access to a tree house).
September 24, 2025 at 12:58 PM
I see Donald Trump taking the reinstatement of free speech with the dignity and respect one would expect of the President of the United States (if they were 6 years old and had been declined from access to a tree house).
BREAKING: The Smithsonian Institution to be gifted the very typewriter that President Donald Trump used to write his 2025 speech to the United Nations.
September 23, 2025 at 6:02 PM
BREAKING: The Smithsonian Institution to be gifted the very typewriter that President Donald Trump used to write his 2025 speech to the United Nations.
Goodbye, old chum.
August 30, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Goodbye, old chum.
What people think the 80s were like versus what the 80s were actually like.
August 30, 2025 at 6:23 AM
What people think the 80s were like versus what the 80s were actually like.
Share two shows that should have had at least one crossover episode. 📺
July 28, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Share two shows that should have had at least one crossover episode. 📺
"..what's that Boy?....You wish me to take a self-portrait?.......with your portable telephone?...."
July 25, 2025 at 7:27 AM
"..what's that Boy?....You wish me to take a self-portrait?.......with your portable telephone?...."
The only two genders I recognize
July 22, 2025 at 5:56 PM
The only two genders I recognize
More people are considering AI lovers and we shouldn't judge
July 22, 2025 at 5:25 PM
More people are considering AI lovers and we shouldn't judge
Who would you have host Masterchef.
July 17, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Who would you have host Masterchef.
"The British public will never forgive the Elites for this monstrous betrayal"
July 17, 2025 at 12:26 PM
"The British public will never forgive the Elites for this monstrous betrayal"
"This has been brutal. For a working class man with a direct manner, modern broadcasting has become a dangerous place. I was the headline this time. But I won't be the last."
July 15, 2025 at 7:21 AM
"This has been brutal. For a working class man with a direct manner, modern broadcasting has become a dangerous place. I was the headline this time. But I won't be the last."
What it's like hanging out with me
June 26, 2025 at 1:50 PM
What it's like hanging out with me
'..we have a saying that "if you give an infinite number of monkeys an infinite number of typewriters, the White House will claim that Trump invented this phrase as well inventing the typewriter"...'
June 24, 2025 at 11:14 AM
'..we have a saying that "if you give an infinite number of monkeys an infinite number of typewriters, the White House will claim that Trump invented this phrase as well inventing the typewriter"...'
Hanging out with my bluesky buddies
June 18, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Hanging out with my bluesky buddies
without downloading any new pictures where are you at mentally
June 9, 2025 at 5:26 PM
without downloading any new pictures where are you at mentally
The conclave to select the new Chairman of Reform UK is underway.
June 5, 2025 at 6:47 PM
The conclave to select the new Chairman of Reform UK is underway.