Nobody tell him about oil rigs

On a Thursday afternoon?

Shit I meant to buy tickets for that haha

Brilliant thanks!

Anything you could recommend along these lines for scotland pls?

🎶 I just wanna be part of your SYMPHONYYYYYYY 🎶

No. Rejected. I am old and also the oldest in work. It's my job to pass on the lore (in tonight's case making a new person feel better by sharing past transgressions). Stop bullying me!

Boohoo poor very rich man awwwwww nvm

Immaculate

Invalidated due to being a grown adult using the word poo

Which is why it's even more baffling it's included in printed calendars and diaries, as well as calendar apps inc Google. Like, literally who cares except a few thousand ignorant bigots in N.I and west central Scotland.

Even the elasticated waistband on my jammies is bugging me rn!!

I woke up decidedly over-encumbered with overindulgence so made a kind of Finnish leek potato and salmon soup, then ate two bowls and am once again over-encumbered.

Much like Xmas dinner leftovers if you mix it too much it becomes a big blob of brown, but is still delicious

Your last point is being neglected in these comments to a worrying degree

Ok remind me in January, come into my work or smth. Obv his full name and d.o.b would be useful, and any other info you can confirm like address and whatnot. I also have newspaper archives access. You never know what we might find!

Ny great uncle was an investigative journalist and he was apparently the same. Helped snare the Yorkshire Ripper, scandal at Sellafield in the 80s, interviewed Harvey Lee Oswald for some unknown reason. I've been promised a look at his papers by his now quite elderly son I've yet to meet.

I have a sub for find my past that includes Army records. Maybe I could look it up?