Matt Carr
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Matt Carr
@thatmattcarr.bsky.social
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Another weekend of Foden: Pundit Jesus.
November 29, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Meh. If he does, at least I’ll have Richarlison being so Spursy that in less than a week from his ‘golazo’ a Bournemouth player scored one the BBC described as ‘Richarlison, but better’.
November 29, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Is it too early to laugh at the guy I overheard telling his mate how he’d ‘triple captained Haaland’?
November 29, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Check if he has one that shrunk 15% since Labour got in as well.
November 29, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Genuinely going to redo that ‘Radio 1 on 247’ for a t-shirt for myself.
November 28, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Van pike
November 26, 2025 at 11:22 PM
“Nobody does it better…..’
November 23, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Betty Blue Labour for the Gen-Xers?
November 23, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Remember when we thought they were seeing off a post-budget leadership challenge after Nov 26? Not even enough foresight for that. Probably trying to head off the one after this.
November 13, 2025 at 11:40 PM
#arsecastextra 1) With us sitting pretty so near Xmas, will the early injuries to big players be a help? Their returns leaving them fresher for the business end of the season? 2) Is City dominating Liverpool something to fear, or a sign we paid way undue respect to the Mugsmashers in our game?
November 9, 2025 at 10:45 PM
It just made me a bit sad because it sounds like a really good way to healthy snack, but my reflux would never allow it. Already claimed the wonderful tartness of a fresh Greek salad from me
October 18, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Monotremes are egg-laying mammals, with the only known species hailing from New Guinea, Tasmania and Australia.
October 18, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Just a pick ‘n’ mix scoop away from Milkbottle Duck.
October 11, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Exciting fucking wardrobe he’s got too.
September 30, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Sounds like he needs a mini-retirement, poor sod.
September 28, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Gykores.
September 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Totally. I have a half-baked theory that a lot of people who’ll vote Farage know he’s useless and do so on that basis. Kicks the main parties, won’t be a disappointment, and gives them a chance to indulge the great British pastime of complaining.
September 19, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Looks silly in England to me. Whole family were odd. E.European, though my Lithuanian other-half wasn’t sure where, and seemed not quite of this planet. Hat was the first time I thought ‘it’ might actually really be ‘here’ now. Maybe yesterday’s made some feel they’re fine, normal and mainstream.
September 14, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Was in IKEA Greenwich today. Some prick of about 16 brazenly walking around with his family with the full 45-47 MAGA hat on. IKEA’s always a carnival, but that really stuck out.
September 14, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Wondered today if we would have played as we did against Utd, if that game was next week and not then. Wouldn’t surprise me if in a month or two, I’ll wonder the same about the ‘respect’ we showed Liverpool.
September 14, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Wasn’t there some talk of getting rid of or splitting it? Personally don’t think it’s likely, but wouldn’t be unsurprised if she’s kept there because they’re doing away with it anyway.
September 7, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Colonel Kuntz
September 6, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Superpam
September 5, 2025 at 1:10 PM