Matt Greene
@thatmattgreene.bsky.social
Sober father, FF/paramedic, partner, friend, agent of entropy, impressively caffeinated.
It is officially “key fob has left the vehicle” degrees out.
November 20, 2025 at 3:44 PM
It is officially “key fob has left the vehicle” degrees out.
I wrote a thing.
August 29, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I wrote a thing.
This is why mom always said “no playing hockey in the apparatus bay:”
Because you end up with a broken bridge, a Frankenstein operation, and an unexpected string change.
Because you end up with a broken bridge, a Frankenstein operation, and an unexpected string change.
April 19, 2025 at 8:22 PM
This is why mom always said “no playing hockey in the apparatus bay:”
Because you end up with a broken bridge, a Frankenstein operation, and an unexpected string change.
Because you end up with a broken bridge, a Frankenstein operation, and an unexpected string change.
“It is the mark of a tyrant, indeed an underhand deception, to treat people at large the way that animal trainers customarily treat a wild beast; for their prime concern is to observe what pacifies it or what arouses it, and they provoke or soothe it to suit their own convenience.”
-Erasmus
-Erasmus
April 14, 2025 at 11:28 AM
“It is the mark of a tyrant, indeed an underhand deception, to treat people at large the way that animal trainers customarily treat a wild beast; for their prime concern is to observe what pacifies it or what arouses it, and they provoke or soothe it to suit their own convenience.”
-Erasmus
-Erasmus
From the country that brought you privatized medicine…privatized everything.
Wheeeee
Wheeeee
March 9, 2025 at 5:21 PM
From the country that brought you privatized medicine…privatized everything.
Wheeeee
Wheeeee
Loyalty is inspired, not commanded.
That’s fealty you’re thinking of.
That’s fealty you’re thinking of.
February 25, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Loyalty is inspired, not commanded.
That’s fealty you’re thinking of.
That’s fealty you’re thinking of.
Timber
Just Build A House; How Fucking Hard Can It Be?
open.substack.com
February 10, 2025 at 11:31 AM
We, as a country, are a family with a violent and alcoholic father. We not only make up stories to explain the holes in the drywall, we often insist they were there when we moved in.
February 9, 2025 at 7:13 PM
We, as a country, are a family with a violent and alcoholic father. We not only make up stories to explain the holes in the drywall, we often insist they were there when we moved in.
The best tenon I have ever carved.
Also, the only.
So…the worst, too.
Also, the only.
So…the worst, too.
February 2, 2025 at 12:35 AM
The best tenon I have ever carved.
Also, the only.
So…the worst, too.
Also, the only.
So…the worst, too.