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Millennial Max
@thatmax.bsky.social
Musician, PNW stereotype, politics nerd.
Thanks to that guy not stepping down in time, we will be.
January 20, 2025 at 5:30 PM
They can go flip burgers for all I care!
December 11, 2024 at 4:13 PM
I think I might start a band called 9 3v3 and hang all of our posters upside down.
December 2, 2024 at 11:14 PM
Notoriously litigious, Gibson. I was wondering if these were gonna get taken down.
November 25, 2024 at 11:20 PM
A done comes down from the sky. The voice of now Vice Chancellor Elon Musk booms "MOVE ALONG! BYSTANDERS WILL BE DEALT WITH BY FORCE!"
November 21, 2024 at 8:22 PM
Suddenly, you hear screams. Another diesel turbine powered Cybertruck, billowing black smoke into the air, has autonomously plowed through a crowd of people. The pregnant 12 year old it was delivering to a nearby private school is arrested after a stress induced miscarriage.
November 21, 2024 at 8:22 PM
My room also looks Asmongold died in it. But why on earth would someone willingly ingest caffeine free diet Coke?
November 21, 2024 at 7:48 PM
Watching gladitorial combat while Rome burns
November 17, 2024 at 6:57 PM
I've been saying it's not an echo. It's a reverb. The message blooms and becomes something larger and more beautiful.
November 17, 2024 at 6:39 PM
This is a really bad take. A lot of cultures in the US have a long history of eating healthier food, but as food deserts became common and fast food so prevalent, those communities have lost that important cultural identity in favor of $3 Big Macs. You shouldn't be defending corporate white America.
November 17, 2024 at 6:20 PM
Only bsky, I left Twitter the day the sale went through to Elon, and I never willingly joined threads, just insta.
November 15, 2024 at 5:51 PM
Sometimes
November 14, 2024 at 9:24 PM
Bratzi?
November 13, 2024 at 6:34 PM
We had brat summer, and now it's fascism fall
November 13, 2024 at 6:17 PM
I think about him all the time, all salty and delicious, melting over some popcorn... Oh wait, I'm thinking of butter! Yeah, Ian miles Chong sucks.
November 9, 2024 at 11:28 PM
I would love to go back to just being scared of Boars.
November 8, 2024 at 7:32 AM