Guy McGuyface (Certified Bird Wrangler)
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Guy McGuyface (Certified Bird Wrangler)
@thatonebaldguy.bsky.social
Caucasian male. 5'7". Last seen in blue jeans and some obscure band t-shirt headed southbound on Noland Rd. on foot.
I'll send you pictures when it's done!
November 25, 2025 at 11:58 PM
What about tiramisu cheesecake?
November 25, 2025 at 11:55 PM
November 25, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Is he cosplaying as someone who knows how to use a screw driver?
November 22, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I thought this was an album cover at first.
November 15, 2025 at 2:52 PM
It's the foam they spray on runways before a jet crashes.
November 14, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Reposted by Guy McGuyface (Certified Bird Wrangler)
preorder the album: psychostick.com/flesheating
November 10, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Oh, he's saving that, too.
October 29, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Is your manager your wife?
October 29, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Perna, is that you?
October 28, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Beat me to it!
October 24, 2025 at 2:55 PM
KC
October 19, 2025 at 1:05 AM
That seems light. That would be only ~2600 per event average?
October 19, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Damnit! You just jinxed it! Now it'll be 90 until January when it suddenly drops to -20 for 2 weeks straight.
October 17, 2025 at 5:54 PM
So you're saying that in order to get better at eating chicken wings, I should... EAT MORE CHICKEN WINGS?!
October 14, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Every time someone mentions the word "blockchain" bitcoin fluctuates by 10%.
October 13, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I was feeling pretty good until I looked at the Lions schedule and saw who they beat. Maybe that 4-1 was a mirage.
October 13, 2025 at 3:24 AM
A lot of it has to do with how the Dems have basically abandoned the red states. I went to get signs from their Jackson county office last year, and it was basically 2 guys that I could tell were extremely overwhelmed trying to do it all; begging anybody that would listen to do door knocking.
October 13, 2025 at 1:43 AM
And right now I'd kind of rather live on the KS side. At least they have a dem governor.
October 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM