Is there some sort of service where someone can be by my side while I do hard adult things? 😭

Does anyone else just uncontrollably sob for 5 minutes whenever Leaves From the Vine and Mako are mentioned?

I’m not doing anything else for men today

Dealt with too much straight people nonsense!! I will not be your domme because you’re clearly both not ready for a 3rd. Leave my queer ass alone

Grampa told me he keeps almost calling Alexa Agnes & I spent the next 20 minutes trying to figure out if you can customize Alexa’s name

I think I’ve come up with a way to make my friends less stressed out about a future hang/phone call. I call it “millennial soon” - let’s talk millennial soon! It’s worked wonders 😂 there’s no pressure & there’s also the assurance that I’d love to talk or hang when YOURE ready

👀 currently being berated by a someone for not telling them that they butt dialed me. Like….this is the stupidest reason I’ve had someone mad at me.

Y’all this elder millenial needs blue sky help 😂. Everytime I try to click on a 🔥 wangxian image labeled adult content a get a pop up that says it contains adult content & I click “ok” but still don’t see the image 😭

Wait but did anyone watch the new OFMD episodes?! When Izzy asked Ed “What am I to you” my little CQL soul wanted to scream and cry out but everyone I was watching with would have had no idea wtf I was on about 😭😭😭

Waaahhh I like it here so much better than the other place 👀!!!