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thatsextoyguy.bsky.social
Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent
@thatsextoyguy.bsky.social
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Creative generalist. Sex magnate. Lobbyist for Big Orgasm. Sober. Founder of The Afterglow Agency. I also talk about sobriety and do photography with rare/exotic/vintage lenses too, sorry if that gets in the way of the dumb sex stuff. He/him
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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 8h
i just got my certificate in lifting things up and putting them down again and in my expert opinion you have to do it infinity times
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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 8h
father I do not understand the device
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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 8h
the trick is, right, the secret is, yeah, you have to pick them up and put them down several times in a row. you're welcome
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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 9h
It's like every stage of the junglist massiv. The internet's alright sometimes.
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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 9h
this is the funniest thing the internet has produced in a long time, but only for the small group of us millennials who came of age around south london. amazing that an american has nailed this so perfectly

youtube.com/shorts/NZtfn...
can i get a curry goat with rice and peas
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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 2d
Sorry I said "welcome to my soft launch" while we're having sex
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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 7d
EXTREMELY funny that Satisfyer sued LELO for patent infringement only to get their own patents thrown out because they stole them from Womanizer. The sex toy industry is a fuckin clown show sometimes
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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 8d
was watching a documentary about the titanic last night but fell asleep before the end, sure do hope they enjoyed new york
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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 8d
god that EA deal just feels like a portend doesn't it
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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 9d
HAAAhahahaha good point
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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 9d
i have never seen an episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia but i have seen every blooper
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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 9d
super perfundo on the early eve of your day
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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 9d
it happened without further adieu
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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 10d
someone just said 'without further adieu' to me and then they mysteriously drowned with no witnesses
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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 10d
someone said 'for all intensive purposes' to me today and now i am wanted for murder
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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 10d
I try not to be dogmatic about language but the way americans say coupe is just straight up incorrect
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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 10d
Are there any sober artists here, who put their recovery into their work?
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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 11d
Well, at least there's two of us that find me funny.
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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 11d
sorry i said i was "gonna put a drone in your airspace" i'm not very good at dirty talk
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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 15d
Went over to Ayia Napa yesterday, every British guy looks like Tommy Robinson
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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 17d
salami lick'em
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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 22d
the past tense of glide should be glid but it isn't and it annoys me more than is reasonable
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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 24d
my dog has just started her first heat cycle, she is a big girl now and i am very proud
a black and gray dog with white paws sleeping on a tiled floor
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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 27d
they pull off the sniper's mask and it's ben shapiro. then they pull off ben shapiro's face and it's luigi mangione
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🦇 Killy Witches 🎃👻 @tillybridges.bsky.social · 27d
Gav out here like
"THE ENLIGHTENED CENTRIST" I'm not left or right I'm a secret third thing (right) You see it's all about striking a balance Between criticizing the left and defending the right I respect all political viewpoints It's just a coincidence I only happen to show support for the right wing ones Both sides are equally bad I think antifascism is the same as fascism and should be treated exactly the same, which says a lot about what I really believe if you think about it I'm above all that partisan fighting Basically I found a way to feel superior to both sides without taking any principled positions I STAND FOR ABSOLUTELY NOTHING LMAO
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