New invention: you step into a box and your hair is washed, you get physio, you get therapy, poked with acupuncture needles etc and it only takes like 20 minutes

I tried to read Nightbitch (a book about a mother who thinks she’s turning into a dog) but I’ve literally had some of the same feelings and it’s just too real

Would you give Iggy a smooch?

Can’t think of anything funny