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Jonah Nowhere
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Creative, techno-obsessive. Humanist trapped in a late-stage, hyper-capitalist dystopia. Helplessly fascinated by cheese. Mammal hoarder.
I bet he already thinks everyone not him is at a significant cognitive disadvantage.
September 16, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Caring for the people I love to the best of my ability *is* self care rn, and that has had to become acceptable.
March 22, 2025 at 11:31 PM
This adaptation was very, very well done. #appletv is bringing a lot of heat the least couple years. Silo and Severance are both amazing as well.
January 14, 2025 at 7:34 PM
They’ve got an assault rifle, and suddenly everything’s a nail.
December 3, 2023 at 8:31 PM
Ube nuzzling Shithawk’s belly. Can confirm, is soft and warm.
November 14, 2023 at 4:09 AM
Well, have another then, and you’re quite welcome.
November 12, 2023 at 5:56 PM
I don’t have any mushrooms this morning. Have some dogs instead, please.
November 12, 2023 at 4:31 PM
They’re so hot right now.
November 12, 2023 at 4:27 PM
Veterans on Veteran’s Day is officially a thing now? My porn feels seen…
November 12, 2023 at 4:26 PM
Is that amanita muscaria?
November 12, 2023 at 4:24 PM
Well met, fellow Elon refugee. I’m not much of a friend, but I tend to come in handy around the house.

Plus, I make a super mean stroganoff.
November 12, 2023 at 12:43 AM