Working as hard as I can not to spoil the fact that Darth Vader is Luke’s father to my young child while also dramatically saying “I’m your father!” all day today

Is YouTube broken (or more than usual?) I’ve been getting a bunch of posts encouraging me to say Mashallah, one friendly Lakshmi, and a bunch of videos by the types of influencers I never watch. Am I being punished for watching one game trailer?

I am not a law knower, but it seems to me that this whole situation could have been avoided by not banging a porn star while married, something I have thus far managed to do without too much trouble #builtdifferent

Why does the timeline on here love the “lol forgot this place existed xD what’s up peeps” posts?

If women want to spend time with bears in the woods that’s their right. I mean, the bill of rights has a whole amendment involving bear arms.

Could any bird knowers inform me whether birds start going absolutely HAM on bird seed in the spring as a general rule or if my backyard birds are just particularly frisky this week? Primarily finches, chickadees and Juncoes.

The Juncoes are definitely up to some courting atm which is very cute.

@drewmagary.bsky.social could we get an investigative report into whether anyone is watching the UFL? I was just reminded it exists the other day.

I hate to say it, but if a politician had “removing daylight saving” I would probably vote for them even if the rest of their platform involved unleashing packs of wolves in my neighborhood.

So I’m happy for all the shirtless dudes on Bluesky posting what they got for other shirtless dudes, but it’s not really something I’m into. Is there a way to filter that, or is it just part of the experience?