I LOVE LOVE LOVE Yussef! I have that on vinyl…the Malibu Performance on YouTube is the soundtrack of dinner whenever my 2 year old needs to chill out 😂

I’m so interested in next year’s theory🤣

Every year my life gets better in very visible and tangible ways, so it’ll probably be that my life is being bankrolled by some mysterious billionaire, cuz how could i EVER be a single mother doing all the shit that i do😂

Last year’s conspiracy: That I wasn’t on maternity leave for almost a year, I was actually laid off.

This year: I lied about going to a funeral (?)

😂