SGTValkyrie909
@thatwingedbxtch.bsky.social
The queen of femboys
"Now I can't get my wife pregnant. Goddamn it liberals, CURSE YOU!"- Valkyrie
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Her/she
Now I want a chocolate goddamn me
"Now I can't get my wife pregnant. Goddamn it liberals, CURSE YOU!"- Valkyrie
🏳️⚧️
Her/she
Now I want a chocolate goddamn me
Okay what if, potentially we made a second Jacob out of enriched uranium 235 and let him fight the original
August 9, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Okay what if, potentially we made a second Jacob out of enriched uranium 235 and let him fight the original
I made a superior oc to the last one I'm so proud she isn't just military soldier and she's actually just cool warrior now
August 9, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I made a superior oc to the last one I'm so proud she isn't just military soldier and she's actually just cool warrior now
It feels weird to talk to people of late
It's like I went from 2018 to 2024~2025 and everything else in between was a really bad dream, but even then the person from 2018 was someone else
Like for 6 years of my life I was in such a fog and dealt so uncertain, I wasn't all there.
Feels strange...
It's like I went from 2018 to 2024~2025 and everything else in between was a really bad dream, but even then the person from 2018 was someone else
Like for 6 years of my life I was in such a fog and dealt so uncertain, I wasn't all there.
Feels strange...
June 3, 2025 at 9:57 PM
It feels weird to talk to people of late
It's like I went from 2018 to 2024~2025 and everything else in between was a really bad dream, but even then the person from 2018 was someone else
Like for 6 years of my life I was in such a fog and dealt so uncertain, I wasn't all there.
Feels strange...
It's like I went from 2018 to 2024~2025 and everything else in between was a really bad dream, but even then the person from 2018 was someone else
Like for 6 years of my life I was in such a fog and dealt so uncertain, I wasn't all there.
Feels strange...
Watching grok crahs out at Elon is something else
May 7, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Watching grok crahs out at Elon is something else
Valkyrie be drinking with her wifeee and the brain reminded me of how good my wife is because of how she isn't doing things to me while I'm intoxicated. Or getting mad at me for being intoxicated. I love my wifeee
April 18, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Valkyrie be drinking with her wifeee and the brain reminded me of how good my wife is because of how she isn't doing things to me while I'm intoxicated. Or getting mad at me for being intoxicated. I love my wifeee
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primes i love live theatre of all kinds
April 13, 2025 at 4:21 AM
primes i love live theatre of all kinds
Man I was having a moment last night, also I'm hungry
IN A MINUTE
IN A MINUTE
April 10, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Man I was having a moment last night, also I'm hungry
IN A MINUTE
IN A MINUTE
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self-proclaimed alpha males and their whole sigma/alpha/beta concepts make me laugh because if you can rank it, it’s not a binary
and these are some of the people who claim there are only two genders
gender as a spectrum validated involuntarily by sigma bros is never not going to be funny to me
and these are some of the people who claim there are only two genders
gender as a spectrum validated involuntarily by sigma bros is never not going to be funny to me
April 6, 2025 at 5:47 PM
self-proclaimed alpha males and their whole sigma/alpha/beta concepts make me laugh because if you can rank it, it’s not a binary
and these are some of the people who claim there are only two genders
gender as a spectrum validated involuntarily by sigma bros is never not going to be funny to me
and these are some of the people who claim there are only two genders
gender as a spectrum validated involuntarily by sigma bros is never not going to be funny to me
The bird is saved
I am Vetti Adam Warlock Gates
I am Vetti Adam Warlock Gates
April 10, 2025 at 2:36 AM
The bird is saved
I am Vetti Adam Warlock Gates
I am Vetti Adam Warlock Gates
"CECIL!!! I NEED YOU CECIL!!!"
Me too Mark, me too
Me too Mark, me too
April 3, 2025 at 7:29 AM
"CECIL!!! I NEED YOU CECIL!!!"
Me too Mark, me too
Me too Mark, me too
"you're putting yourself on this pedestal saying you're more mature then me"
No dad, I just said I want to help people to give them a fair and good life as I would expect of anyone else.
Tries to act like he knows me, forgets he barely spent time with me, won't even acknowledge me for my true form
No dad, I just said I want to help people to give them a fair and good life as I would expect of anyone else.
Tries to act like he knows me, forgets he barely spent time with me, won't even acknowledge me for my true form
April 1, 2025 at 12:27 PM
"you're putting yourself on this pedestal saying you're more mature then me"
No dad, I just said I want to help people to give them a fair and good life as I would expect of anyone else.
Tries to act like he knows me, forgets he barely spent time with me, won't even acknowledge me for my true form
No dad, I just said I want to help people to give them a fair and good life as I would expect of anyone else.
Tries to act like he knows me, forgets he barely spent time with me, won't even acknowledge me for my true form
Skill based matchmaking be like: "oh you had a good fair game? Go up against people who should be in ranked with team members who've never gamed before"
March 29, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Skill based matchmaking be like: "oh you had a good fair game? Go up against people who should be in ranked with team members who've never gamed before"
I have 3 moods
Sitting by the campfire butch lesbian who wants nothing but a simple life with her loved ones
The Butch lesbian who rides motorbikes, kicks ass and would totally say a dumbass one liner
A kind hearted charismatic butch lesbian who dances down the street like the world's watching
Sitting by the campfire butch lesbian who wants nothing but a simple life with her loved ones
The Butch lesbian who rides motorbikes, kicks ass and would totally say a dumbass one liner
A kind hearted charismatic butch lesbian who dances down the street like the world's watching
March 27, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I have 3 moods
Sitting by the campfire butch lesbian who wants nothing but a simple life with her loved ones
The Butch lesbian who rides motorbikes, kicks ass and would totally say a dumbass one liner
A kind hearted charismatic butch lesbian who dances down the street like the world's watching
Sitting by the campfire butch lesbian who wants nothing but a simple life with her loved ones
The Butch lesbian who rides motorbikes, kicks ass and would totally say a dumbass one liner
A kind hearted charismatic butch lesbian who dances down the street like the world's watching
Thinking I'm annoying because I'm talking alot but.
I haven't talked like this since before all the problema
I haven't talked like this since before all the problema
March 26, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Thinking I'm annoying because I'm talking alot but.
I haven't talked like this since before all the problema
I haven't talked like this since before all the problema
Best sister on planet Earth
March 22, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Best sister on planet Earth
Bra pics I feel I look really good in and I thought you'd all like<3
March 22, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Bra pics I feel I look really good in and I thought you'd all like<3
Remembering the fact I've actually fought a sleep paralysis demon twice
Torso and head couldn't move but my firearms and shins could as a thing sat ontop me and held sheets over me screaming "you can't look at me" under both wailing and laughing
My half asleep ass fought against it twice and won.
Torso and head couldn't move but my firearms and shins could as a thing sat ontop me and held sheets over me screaming "you can't look at me" under both wailing and laughing
My half asleep ass fought against it twice and won.
March 22, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Remembering the fact I've actually fought a sleep paralysis demon twice
Torso and head couldn't move but my firearms and shins could as a thing sat ontop me and held sheets over me screaming "you can't look at me" under both wailing and laughing
My half asleep ass fought against it twice and won.
Torso and head couldn't move but my firearms and shins could as a thing sat ontop me and held sheets over me screaming "you can't look at me" under both wailing and laughing
My half asleep ass fought against it twice and won.
Workplace ergonomics
March 20, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Workplace ergonomics
What if I just started posting news on my account, like one real story and 3 very obviously fake stories but not tell you which is which
March 17, 2025 at 11:56 PM
What if I just started posting news on my account, like one real story and 3 very obviously fake stories but not tell you which is which
Rest in piss gone too late Supreme leader Trump 😔😔😔
March 17, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Rest in piss gone too late Supreme leader Trump 😔😔😔
At the gym straight up working it
By it I mean
My muscular system
By it I mean
My muscular system
March 17, 2025 at 1:15 AM
At the gym straight up working it
By it I mean
My muscular system
By it I mean
My muscular system
Telling my mum my best friend called her milf by accident and she giggled and went "oh god"
In his defence he didn't know what that meant but sometimes it's the accidents that are the funniest
In his defence he didn't know what that meant but sometimes it's the accidents that are the funniest
March 17, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Telling my mum my best friend called her milf by accident and she giggled and went "oh god"
In his defence he didn't know what that meant but sometimes it's the accidents that are the funniest
In his defence he didn't know what that meant but sometimes it's the accidents that are the funniest