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Christian Quaker fellow in their mid-20s. big on ttrpg and small on writing. typecast as the crab person. i can work with that.
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subtlety is for cowards

minor spoilers for Wake Up Dead Man
screenshot from the movie. It's Andrew Scott (the Hot Priest from Fleabag!) sitting on a couch saying "The church doesn't need some pussy who's gonna lie down and take it, we need a warrior!" while a painting of Jesus on the cross hangs over his shoulder A second screenshot just to get the latter half of the quote in there. I will say, he's doing some very good faces.
December 12, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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also, updated sheet after tonight:
another spreadsheet showing lots of numbers and characters. a few names have shifted around, and it's ordered by rank now rather than point total, so the top 4 are Gedeon, Connor, Yendrek, and Isabella at 103rd, 272nd, 315th, and 1,256th. My worst character is now Maryna, at 5,041st rank on the leaderboards.
December 11, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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getting competitive in Hellish Quart
a spreadsheet of various Hellish Quart playable characters, my high score with each, max rank with each, max round with each (though many are X'd out because I don't remember), and current rank. Top three characters are: Yendrek at a little over 16 million points and rank 315 on the global leaderboards, max round of 15. Gedeon at a little over 15 and a half million points and a maximum rank of 101, but current rank of 103. Max round was 16. Connor at a little over 12 million points, rank of 272, and max round of 14. the others are all between 2.7 million (Hasan) and 7.4 million (Jan).
December 10, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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bluesky search bar. search term is "from:me sexual" two posts by me from march this year. first is "gasting all over that flabber fr". followup is "this isn't sexual either"
December 9, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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screenshot of the bluesky search bar. search term is "From:me hog" two posts from me dated to last year. First reads "slopping that hog". followup reply is "this is not sexual". another two posts, now from september this year. first is "i will never stop slopping my hog". reply is "still not sexual fyi".
December 9, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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i'm getting WORSE
three little face doodles. the one on the left looks fine, clearly amateurish but not terrible. the second looks sloppy but not that much worse. the third is disgusting to look at.
December 5, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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fit check
Photo of discolored sidewalk, a wall-mounted fire hydrant, and- just barely visible- the tip of my left shoe.
December 3, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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okay tidal wrapped time. this is all based on like two months but oh well
Collage of slides from my Tidal Recap. At the top it reads: "Your 2025 was an adventurous dive into gothic folk's shadowy depths and indie rock's vibrant surges, beautifully interwoven with atmospheric synth-scapes and the enduring spirit of classic country". Below this it lists my top genres, with three highlighted: Dark Indie Folk, Traditional Cowboy Ballads, Dystopian Folk. The others include Alt-Country Stories, Gothic Americana, Steampunk Cabaret, Indie Folk Revival, Experimental Alt-Rock, Ethereal Vocal Harmonies, and Rootsy Protest Songs. Below this it says I listened to 507 unique artists. At the bottom, it says I'm Junie & TheHutFriends' 11th biggest fan. My top 10 Tidal artists for 2025, in order: Timber Timbre Unwoman Junie & TheHutFriends Sufjan Stevens Sea Power South for Winter The Oh Hellos Charley Pride The Crane Wives Thao My top 10 Albums on Tidal, in order: Hot Dreams by Timber Timbre Lovage by Timber Timbre How Sad, How Lovely by Connie Converse Creep On Creepin' On by Timber Timbre HUH! by Minimall The Essential Charlie Pride by, you're not gonna believe this, Charlie Pride Sincerely, Future Polution by Timber Timbre Timber Timbre by Timber Timbre Through the Deep Dark Valley by The Oh Hellos Uncovered No. 9 by Unwoman My top 10 songs on Tidal, in order: The Light That Comes Through by Sparkbird Doggone Cowboy by Marty Robins Songbird by Junie & TheHutFriends My Full Moon by Minimall Bring Me Simple Men by Timber Timbre Corpses by Saint Sister Kill The Locals by Sister Wife Sex Strike The Windmills Of Your Mind by Mel Torme Cold Iron by Leslie Fish Don't Forget Your Gun by Land of Valen
December 3, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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oh
screenshot of the tidal program, with some songs i've listened to above the words "Your recap is ready".
December 3, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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these might actually be the worst grilled cheeses anybody has ever made. i'm breaking records

cw food
photo of two grilled cheeses in a pan slightly too small for them, still cooking. one has an uncooked buttered side facing up, the other has been flipped to reveal a horribly squashed slice of mostly uncooked bread, with one edge bent back and covered in burnt-black cheese. the two finished grilled cheeses on a paper plate with a clear plastic knife. both have burnt-black cheese on atleast one edge, and the one on the right is somehow simultaneously burnt and uncooked. Another photo of the two grillies on a plate, this time flipped to show their opposite sides. one looks almost normal, though still a bit burnt. the other looks like a crumpled up piece of paper.
December 2, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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also i know it's evil and wrong to brag but i played Hellish Quart singleplayer for the first time today (was doing remote play with massive ping against 1 very very good opponent before) and my first attempt i tried survival with Gedeon and ranked 101st. made it to round 16
screenshot of the game over screen in Hellish Quart. My score is 15,682,123, which is also my top score. On the right is the leaderboard, showing the top 10 players, and below that my top score ranked at 101st. Intentionally uncensored a few ranks below me at 104th is someone with the profile picture and username of Anton Chigurh
November 30, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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they can't all be winners
screenshot of the "discard draft?" popup on bluesky. greyed out in the background is the draft, reading: "jerma listeni g to brakcore :)"
November 24, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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i'm sorry earth burger i normally stan but what is this

cw food and also just kinda gross food imo
screenshot of a promotional ad from Earth Burger. on the right it reads, "Returning this week only! Friendsgiving Sandwich. The sandwich that brings friends to the table." On the left is a picture of the sandwich, cropped halfway. It's a breaded chicken (vegan) burger topped with a ridiculous stuffing(?) mass and cranberry sauce(?) and gravy, between two normal buns. At the bottom the ad reads, "Closed thanksgiving day".
November 24, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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my greeblesona
a greeble drawn in paint dot net. it's of the samar family, probably, a little bit wide. it has a glip-gendered top but a plok-gendered bottom.
November 20, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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youtube recs are healing
screenshot of a youtube video recommended on my front page. Thumbnail shows the east coast of the U.S., with icons for various things. Title reads "1840 US Census, Part 2: Raw Materials, Economics | agriculture, Mining, Fisheries | Livestock". It's from a channel named Jeffrey the Librarian and it has 4.3k views.
November 20, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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the priest from the exorcist looking absolutely disheveled
November 19, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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screenshot of a discord message. It reads: "In conclusion, we made no objective progress, damaged our own ship, and the executive officer is probably dead. It was a *great* session."
November 16, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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i just think he's neat
the priest from season 2 of Fleabag
November 15, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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character sheet from the video game Shadows of Forgotten Gods. Portrait shows a bald individual in a white robe, with glazed-over eyes and black tendrils reaching towards them. Their name is Mad Lightbringer Clochai Baluta. Their traits include Mediator, Lightbringer, Insane, and Infamous. They like Sister Defere Engea, Ser Rsublina Baluta, "Shadow", and "Deep Ones". They dislike FIONA, House Andies, "Mad Lightbringer Clochai Baluta's Shadow", and Thessa Andies. They have a manticore trophy and a dagger in their inventory. Around the middle of the character sheet is the line "Mad Lightbringer Clochai Baluta is unremarkable". zoom-in on "Mad Lightbringer Clochai Baluta is unremarkable"
November 12, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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i have received a package! big fan of the normalsville webcomic so i ordered the hardcover when i got the chance. popped it open and read the early comics again and gosh it's impressive how much the art has improved while maintaining that early style. very good
photo of a hardcover comic book sitting on a pink envelope sitting on a dirty comforter. The comic is titled "Normalsville" and the cover shows a bunch of anthropomorphic characters with lots of personality. A rusty, chipped box cutter sits on the envelope where it's been opened. slightly more zoomed in photograph, this time of the rear cover. The blurb reads: "Harrod and Zoey are room-mates. They graduated college years ago. They haven't left Normalsville. Harrod is unemployed. He spends most of his time getting high, playing video games, and planning elaborate schemes against his nemesis, Artie. Zoey works in a coffee shop. She spends most of her time ignoring her annoying coworker, not pursuing her artistic endeavors, and dealing with Harrod. Despite it all, they have eachother." Also depicted are some black and white comic panels from within the book, a row of Ferris (a beige dog character) waving, and a picture of Harrod and Zoey in business casual attire. Harrod is a beige poodle with brown hair and floppy ears, Zoey is an orangeish fox with blonde hair.
November 11, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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screenshot of a wikipedia article, but it's just part of one sentence. it reads "Animals that use active electroreception include the weakly electric fish,"
November 9, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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look upon this flyer and tell me i won off-brand airpods. in what universe is that the case. i'm serious. borderline fraud. i'm casting magical curses on them.
A flyer sent by mail from my DCJR dealership. there's a scratch-off section with a code, and beside it five "Official Winning Codes" with arrows pointing to five prizes- a truck, a golf cart thing, 2500 bucks in cash, "wireless earpods", and a $250 amazon gift card. The code under the scratch-off section matches the code that has an arrow pointing from it to the $2,500 instant cash reward. it has a number to call etc etc.
November 8, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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It's never the clever posts, it's always "will a speeding train suck you off"
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November 5, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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🤔
screenshot of a youtube thumbnail. A strangely proportioned dummy stands next to a train. The title seems to read "Will A Speeding Train Suck You Off (line break) MythBusters", and the video is from the Mythbusters channel.
November 5, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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A quote from AZ Quotes, apparently, with an olden-timey portrait apparently depicted Lope de Vega. He's quoted as saying, "All right, then, I'll say it: Dante makes me sick."
November 5, 2025 at 3:15 AM