My (lack of) body is ready

"Eraserhead? I barely knew 'er head!"

Cheers Mike, yeah in fairness I personally didn't know her that well plus she had pretty advanced dementia and we knew it was coming - but agreed still massively sucks this time of year & as my Dad's sister obviously it's hit him the hardest losing his wife (my Mum) not six months ago and now this.

She is Paglicrochetalli, the lesser known but just-as-if-not-more talented clown.

Me trying in vain to get as glamorous a shot of a swan as this:

I believe the furry children are our future

Blen clinging on to staying upright is the kind of anti-energy we're all bringing into 2026.

(You're killing it in spite of everything, & fingers crossed body lets you feel a little more human again soon - but in meantime hope you're enjoying the festivemastime as much as possible, you deserve it!)

Here's the other stats:

I mean the butler will be telling everyone on your behalf first anyway so...

She is the Merry Cryptid-mas

something something knows ball or whatever the kids say these days www.youtube.com/shorts/vsU_6...

All absolutely valid in processing however you choose to, be proud of yourself for the time you did manage to contribute, because it was awesome and you kicked ass & your friends love having you around regardless of how long that time is. Rest up, and treat yourself - you've earned it!

"Of all the Gordon's Gin™ joints in all the towns in all the Extended Casablanca Cinematic Universe, she walks into mine, powered by NVidia®"

Best AND coziest hat.

oh dang you painted this yourself? Incredibly cool - it's got very 70s/80s fantasy novel vibes!

Immediately a better movie than Ready Player One

*on the comedy scene

Potentially long shot, but possible route via Ellie Gibson given she's on the comedy/has worked with him before? Know she still does streams on Twitch alongside occasional Guardian gaming contributions.