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Hoody Guthrie
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Technology, politics, and snide remarks. And music.

All you fascists bound to lose.
You've got to understand, Peter, alcohol companies are really struggling. We as Americans have to decide if we're okay with that. Maybe we could talk about it some time over an iced tea.
August 30, 2025 at 11:55 PM
*deli weapon
August 15, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Literally written by a former Trump admin guy who got fired and is trying to worm his way back in.
August 12, 2025 at 1:18 AM
"Now faith is confidence in what we hope for and assurance about what we *do not see*."
August 3, 2025 at 8:41 PM
faith, noun: A conviction about abstractions, ideas, or beliefs, without empirical evidence, experience, or observation.
August 3, 2025 at 8:40 PM
If the evidence proves it how can you have faith? Isn't that a complete contradiction? 🙄
August 3, 2025 at 7:27 PM
The life of someone who is determined to become a type 2 diabetic
August 3, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Pure revenge from Trump
August 2, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Are we talking about why sodium chloride is stable but pure sodium is reactive? Can we blow some stuff up? 💥
August 2, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Table salt will definitely explode when you add it to soup. You just have to heat it until it's molten first. 😅
August 2, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Reposted by Hoody Guthrie
My prediction is that in that scenario, he blames the Bureau of Labor Statistics, which puts out employment data. Calls them corrupt, run by Democrats, out to get him. Fires people there, insists their numbers cannot be trusted, White House puts out its own fictitious data to make Trump look good
April 17, 2025 at 11:54 AM
We haven't even made a human who knows what time it is.

What is time? Baby don't alert me.
August 2, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Glasgow, I guess. Large metro area, landlocked, culturally distinct, fairly removed from other major population centers.

I guess I'm making up the criteria myself, though.
August 2, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Oh captain my captain. I wish you nothing but joy wherever you go.

But SDFC is still going to beat the piss out of LAFC ❤️
August 2, 2025 at 2:56 AM
What influence are you trying to have?
August 2, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Farts. This jar was filled by the Queen Elizabeth II after a hearty full English breakfast.

This jar was filled by David Blaine, who captured the fart underwater after subsisting only on seaweed for seven weeks.

Please make sure to visit our cafeteria and fill your own jar after lunch!
August 2, 2025 at 2:19 AM
That's definitely fewer than 34 felonies
August 2, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I am willing to bet that most conservatives would rather ignore it and not think about it than admit they may have been wrong.
August 2, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I continue to doubt he will ever face consequences for anything.
August 2, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Well I've got good news! You... won't be alive long.
August 2, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Is the physical world part of "the network"?
August 2, 2025 at 12:53 AM