the-beetis.bsky.social
@the-beetis.bsky.social
Remember when facebook showed you more or less what your friends were posting. And now it’s not that and you don’t get to really pick what you want to see.

It used to be that internet was choosing what you wanted to see. Now it’s about what somebody else wants you to see.

What a nightmare.
January 14, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Wouldn’t boxing be better if it was all hugging?
October 17, 2025 at 6:32 PM
A procedural about a brilliant middle management professional who uses his MBA knowledge to….solve crimes….
October 3, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I’ve decided to retire from the life of an alpha male.
It’s exhausting having the weight of all of human existence on my broad, muscular shoulders.
September 21, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I want to see a hallmark movie where the handsome love interest works in a slaughterhouse.
September 4, 2025 at 11:08 AM
The next person that calls me a basic bitch gets pumpkin spiced.
August 22, 2025 at 12:08 PM
How come there are no 80s hair metal songs about sour cream?
August 8, 2025 at 10:53 PM
You don’t need the Epstein files to know that Trump is a rapist and a creep. He’s proven it already with all his creepy rapes.
July 24, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I worry that in my lifetime indoor plumbing will be considered a work perk.
July 9, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Bezos, just rent a Chucky Cheese like a normal person.
June 25, 2025 at 10:57 AM
I misread a business name.

It was not Hakkah Therapy.

Now I’m depressed.

I need some Hakkah Therapy.
May 27, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Imagine how confident you’d feel making love to the Nintendo Wii Shop Channel theme.
April 10, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Today I wore a Hawaiian shirt and a windbreaker.
My dad level was over 9000!!!
April 6, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Tariffs are this year’s ivermectin.
April 4, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Peak efficiency leads to maximum insanity!
March 11, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Getting Trump to back down from a trade war has the same energy as getting Grandpa to give up the car keys.
March 5, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I think I could be a red wine mom
February 21, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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It's been a rough 20 years since ive seen you
February 11, 2025 at 4:20 AM
@rickhubber.bsky.social butts. Heh. Butts.
February 11, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Thing I said tonight:

“I know perverts aren’t the most honest people…”
February 7, 2025 at 11:57 PM
It’s time to start exercising.
Because the world makes me drink.
February 5, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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🧵Someone from the /r/fednews subreddit put together a list of all the Elon folks working for DOGE. They are:
Amanda Scales
Brian Bjelde
Riccardo Biasini
Anthony Armstrong
Steve Davis
Baris Akis
Thomas Shedd
Edward Coristine
Russell Vought
Michael Peters
Josh Gruenbaum
Russell “Rusty” McGranahan
February 1, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Don’t give into conspiracy theories.

The worst of us become the worst of us because they believe easy lies.
January 30, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Did you drive home in a snow storm?

You should have a beer.
January 29, 2025 at 1:26 AM