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@the-brok3r.bsky.social
|| « Parody/Roleplay Account
|| « Not affiliated with Boggio whatsoever!
|| « 100% Not a dumb idiot
|| « Escapee of the banlands
|| « He/Him
|| « DNI IF YOU: Came here for Nsfw, ship adults with minors (FUCK YOU.), are a proshipper
|| « 42 Years (IC)
|| « Not affiliated with Boggio whatsoever!
|| « 100% Not a dumb idiot
|| « Escapee of the banlands
|| « He/Him
|| « DNI IF YOU: Came here for Nsfw, ship adults with minors (FUCK YOU.), are a proshipper
|| « 42 Years (IC)
Pinned
|| « CRAP! I FORGOT SOMETHING. MERRY CHRISTMAS TO THOSE.. WHO'S NAMES DON'T SPELL BANHAMMER OR KATANA! Merry Christmas to my family... Wait who else have I forgot? Probably fine. » ||
December 25, 2025 at 5:31 AM
|| « CRAP! I FORGOT SOMETHING. MERRY CHRISTMAS TO THOSE.. WHO'S NAMES DON'T SPELL BANHAMMER OR KATANA! Merry Christmas to my family... Wait who else have I forgot? Probably fine. » ||
|| « You know what I want for Christmas? FREEDOM. I need t' see my family again. » ||
December 20, 2025 at 12:27 AM
|| « You know what I want for Christmas? FREEDOM. I need t' see my family again. » ||
|| « And remember! If they still don't treat'cha with respect...
Bury them in a ditch.
Do it.
Show no respect back.
AHEM...
Anyways..
No doctor can diagnose your level of.. uniqueness! That's the word!
don't ever let them tell you wrong.» ||
Bury them in a ditch.
Do it.
Show no respect back.
AHEM...
Anyways..
No doctor can diagnose your level of.. uniqueness! That's the word!
don't ever let them tell you wrong.» ||
" People need to value you more! You've got a special case of being unique, so let them know you deserve respect! C: -🪙 "
December 19, 2025 at 1:37 AM
|| « And remember! If they still don't treat'cha with respect...
Bury them in a ditch.
Do it.
Show no respect back.
AHEM...
Anyways..
No doctor can diagnose your level of.. uniqueness! That's the word!
don't ever let them tell you wrong.» ||
Bury them in a ditch.
Do it.
Show no respect back.
AHEM...
Anyways..
No doctor can diagnose your level of.. uniqueness! That's the word!
don't ever let them tell you wrong.» ||
|| « What day is it?
THE WARDENS BIRTHDAY?
OHH BANNY YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS..
You get punched 47 times BECAUSE your no-longer 46!
I think. You never tell me Anything.
THE WARDENS BIRTHDAY?
OHH BANNY YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS..
You get punched 47 times BECAUSE your no-longer 46!
I think. You never tell me Anything.
December 18, 2025 at 2:10 AM
|| « What day is it?
THE WARDENS BIRTHDAY?
OHH BANNY YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS..
You get punched 47 times BECAUSE your no-longer 46!
I think. You never tell me Anything.
THE WARDENS BIRTHDAY?
OHH BANNY YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS..
You get punched 47 times BECAUSE your no-longer 46!
I think. You never tell me Anything.
|| « I'm so proud of my children
December 18, 2025 at 12:32 AM
|| « I'm so proud of my children
|| LET ME OUT OF THIS CAGE- GOOD LORD IT SUCKS. litteraly I've been called a Dumb idiot by the zone itself. ||
December 17, 2025 at 11:13 PM
|| LET ME OUT OF THIS CAGE- GOOD LORD IT SUCKS. litteraly I've been called a Dumb idiot by the zone itself. ||
|| Banhammer is secretly a spider. I just have no way to prove it. ||
December 17, 2025 at 6:29 PM
|| Banhammer is secretly a spider. I just have no way to prove it. ||
|| Now that I think about it, what does a snowman look like now. I haven't seen one due to the fact it NEVER SNOWS IN THE BANLANDS. ||
December 14, 2025 at 11:11 PM
|| Now that I think about it, what does a snowman look like now. I haven't seen one due to the fact it NEVER SNOWS IN THE BANLANDS. ||
|| Soo.. can someone let me out?
December 6, 2025 at 12:18 AM
|| Soo.. can someone let me out?
|| You know... I have PHUCKING thought about launching katana Into a wall lately, what do you think?
And of course, I am still alive! (Haven't been captured by Banhammer again..Not again!) ||
And of course, I am still alive! (Haven't been captured by Banhammer again..Not again!) ||
December 6, 2025 at 12:08 AM
|| You know... I have PHUCKING thought about launching katana Into a wall lately, what do you think?
And of course, I am still alive! (Haven't been captured by Banhammer again..Not again!) ||
And of course, I am still alive! (Haven't been captured by Banhammer again..Not again!) ||
Still convinced medkits horns taste like lime and he isn't telling me.
So rude..
So rude..
December 4, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Still convinced medkits horns taste like lime and he isn't telling me.
So rude..
So rude..
Oh sure sure, a DAD! What splendid excuse!
I don't recall hearing about a dad of yours, Banny.
I'm still convinced your adopted!
I don't recall hearing about a dad of yours, Banny.
I'm still convinced your adopted!
I LOOK MORE LIKE MY DAD. SHUT UP >:(
I REFUSE TO BELIEVE IT, BANNY! YOU LOOK ADOPTED!
December 3, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Oh sure sure, a DAD! What splendid excuse!
I don't recall hearing about a dad of yours, Banny.
I'm still convinced your adopted!
I don't recall hearing about a dad of yours, Banny.
I'm still convinced your adopted!
I need to raise enough money for my family, I SWEAR I HAVE ONE!
It's just my families currency is the Brokercoin!
That coin is 100% Legitimate and NOT illegal!
Trust me.
It's just my families currency is the Brokercoin!
That coin is 100% Legitimate and NOT illegal!
Trust me.
December 3, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I need to raise enough money for my family, I SWEAR I HAVE ONE!
It's just my families currency is the Brokercoin!
That coin is 100% Legitimate and NOT illegal!
Trust me.
It's just my families currency is the Brokercoin!
That coin is 100% Legitimate and NOT illegal!
Trust me.
Mr claus said I'm on the morally ambiguous list. It's a strange way to say good, hm?
December 3, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Mr claus said I'm on the morally ambiguous list. It's a strange way to say good, hm?
I REFUSE TO BELIEVE IT, BANNY! YOU LOOK ADOPTED!
MOTHER-
I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THAT THIS WOMAN IS BANHAMMERS MOTHER.
December 3, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I REFUSE TO BELIEVE IT, BANNY! YOU LOOK ADOPTED!
I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THAT THIS WOMAN IS BANHAMMERS MOTHER.
November 30, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THAT THIS WOMAN IS BANHAMMERS MOTHER.
Every single time I think of the teal trio I think of how the broker pulled Scythe.
Even I don't know how I did that!
Also here is my...beautiful magnificent son who I'm not planning to chuck at someone walking peacefully to their job!
Even I don't know how I did that!
Also here is my...beautiful magnificent son who I'm not planning to chuck at someone walking peacefully to their job!
November 30, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Every single time I think of the teal trio I think of how the broker pulled Scythe.
Even I don't know how I did that!
Also here is my...beautiful magnificent son who I'm not planning to chuck at someone walking peacefully to their job!
Even I don't know how I did that!
Also here is my...beautiful magnificent son who I'm not planning to chuck at someone walking peacefully to their job!
Ok pause. Imagine banhammer, In a pink tutu, And a pink tiara. Sounds pretty cool. Call him Princess Banny!
November 30, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Ok pause. Imagine banhammer, In a pink tutu, And a pink tiara. Sounds pretty cool. Call him Princess Banny!
Shall I or shall I not note that down?
BANHAMMER IS IN HIS 46 YEARS OLD AND HIS SPAWNDAY IS DECEMBER 18TH
(CANON INFO BTW)
(CANON INFO BTW)
November 30, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Shall I or shall I not note that down?
WHY DID I SUDDENLY GET THE THOUGHT OF
' hey the broker would totally have a pet rat named the letter B!'
NO HE WOULD NOT.....
MY BRAIN IS MELTING HELPPP
' hey the broker would totally have a pet rat named the letter B!'
NO HE WOULD NOT.....
MY BRAIN IS MELTING HELPPP
November 30, 2025 at 2:19 AM
WHY DID I SUDDENLY GET THE THOUGHT OF
' hey the broker would totally have a pet rat named the letter B!'
NO HE WOULD NOT.....
MY BRAIN IS MELTING HELPPP
' hey the broker would totally have a pet rat named the letter B!'
NO HE WOULD NOT.....
MY BRAIN IS MELTING HELPPP
You have no idea how much I want to bite into these. They make it look so edible..
November 30, 2025 at 2:13 AM
You have no idea how much I want to bite into these. They make it look so edible..
Loving how small the Zuka plushie is compared to me.
November 30, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Loving how small the Zuka plushie is compared to me.
Dear Banhammer,
Windforce may be launched into the solar system.
Soon.
Maybe now?
Perhaps!
Sincerely, The broker
Windforce may be launched into the solar system.
Soon.
Maybe now?
Perhaps!
Sincerely, The broker
November 30, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Dear Banhammer,
Windforce may be launched into the solar system.
Soon.
Maybe now?
Perhaps!
Sincerely, The broker
Windforce may be launched into the solar system.
Soon.
Maybe now?
Perhaps!
Sincerely, The broker
Washing machine exploded, Apparently the only shirt I could find??
November 30, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Washing machine exploded, Apparently the only shirt I could find??