@the-commadore.bsky.social
Yeah but its also the only ad to make me audibly laugh so far
February 9, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Yeah but its also the only ad to make me audibly laugh so far
The official game plan of Boise State when they played Oklahoma in the 07 Fiesta Bowl
January 25, 2026 at 10:42 PM
The official game plan of Boise State when they played Oklahoma in the 07 Fiesta Bowl
Is this going to make @klonick.bsky.social vs Hertz look like a pillow fight?
January 17, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Is this going to make @klonick.bsky.social vs Hertz look like a pillow fight?
No fair. You didn’t give up a chance to guess today’s “Ken’s first world problem”
December 25, 2025 at 7:41 PM
No fair. You didn’t give up a chance to guess today’s “Ken’s first world problem”
Mischievous child 2 decides to really poke the bear and says “There are limits to the first amendment. Just like you can’t yell fire in a crowded theater, you can’t say RICO around my dad”
2/2
2/2
December 25, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Mischievous child 2 decides to really poke the bear and says “There are limits to the first amendment. Just like you can’t yell fire in a crowded theater, you can’t say RICO around my dad”
2/2
2/2
You’ve so embraced the Traeger lifestyle that when you got a cherry/apple blend of pellets when ordered hickory/mesquite causing you to ‘get stabby’
One of your wife’s cousins poured fuel on the fire by claiming Amazon did a RICO. When you shoot him a dirty look, he says its a free country
1/2
One of your wife’s cousins poured fuel on the fire by claiming Amazon did a RICO. When you shoot him a dirty look, he says its a free country
1/2
December 25, 2025 at 2:42 AM
You’ve so embraced the Traeger lifestyle that when you got a cherry/apple blend of pellets when ordered hickory/mesquite causing you to ‘get stabby’
One of your wife’s cousins poured fuel on the fire by claiming Amazon did a RICO. When you shoot him a dirty look, he says its a free country
1/2
One of your wife’s cousins poured fuel on the fire by claiming Amazon did a RICO. When you shoot him a dirty look, he says its a free country
1/2
Its ok “Print is dead” anyway
December 17, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Its ok “Print is dead” anyway
You’d get my vote even if all you could deliver was a spin-off with Lem & Phil
November 25, 2025 at 9:08 PM
You’d get my vote even if all you could deliver was a spin-off with Lem & Phil
How this will be reported by the anti-Yglesias faction:
“Once again Matty shows his fascist tendencies by backing fixed elections”
“Once again Matty shows his fascist tendencies by backing fixed elections”
October 30, 2025 at 7:24 PM
How this will be reported by the anti-Yglesias faction:
“Once again Matty shows his fascist tendencies by backing fixed elections”
“Once again Matty shows his fascist tendencies by backing fixed elections”
If Ken changes his name to “Good, Bad, I’m the one with the hat” he wins the internet today
October 21, 2025 at 2:52 PM
If Ken changes his name to “Good, Bad, I’m the one with the hat” he wins the internet today
The University of Spoiled Children?
October 18, 2025 at 8:07 PM
The University of Spoiled Children?
Was just coming here to say “I will not stand for this Cosmic Crisp erasure”
Go Cougs!
Go Cougs!
October 17, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Was just coming here to say “I will not stand for this Cosmic Crisp erasure”
Go Cougs!
Go Cougs!
Ok new strategy we convince VooDoo to replace their maple bacon bars with maple brisket bars. Offer them to the TX NG and all sides will drop their arms, join hands in harmony and fall into deep food comas
October 8, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Ok new strategy we convince VooDoo to replace their maple bacon bars with maple brisket bars. Offer them to the TX NG and all sides will drop their arms, join hands in harmony and fall into deep food comas
And not just any donut a VooDoo Donut
October 7, 2025 at 11:37 PM
And not just any donut a VooDoo Donut
Just remember “keep Portland weird” came from “keep Austin weird”
*its actually more complicated than that, but this version fits into a single post
*its actually more complicated than that, but this version fits into a single post
October 7, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Just remember “keep Portland weird” came from “keep Austin weird”
*its actually more complicated than that, but this version fits into a single post
*its actually more complicated than that, but this version fits into a single post
If coach woulda put uncle rico they woulda won state. No doubt in my mind
a man in a blue shirt says " no doubt "
ALT: a man in a blue shirt says " no doubt "
media.tenor.com
October 6, 2025 at 1:24 AM
If coach woulda put uncle rico they woulda won state. No doubt in my mind
Guess I flew a little too close to the sun, he blocked me for that one
October 5, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Guess I flew a little too close to the sun, he blocked me for that one
He’s way past ‘falling into’ it, its basically his official vocation since he retired
October 5, 2025 at 1:24 AM
He’s way past ‘falling into’ it, its basically his official vocation since he retired
For those of you new to the RFT thread, this is his official request for you to explain why the whole thing is actually Reagan’s fault
October 5, 2025 at 1:15 AM
For those of you new to the RFT thread, this is his official request for you to explain why the whole thing is actually Reagan’s fault
Adding this footnote so I don’t get blocked
a cartoon character says " do n't you know sarcasm when you hear it ? "
ALT: a cartoon character says " do n't you know sarcasm when you hear it ? "
media.tenor.com
October 4, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Adding this footnote so I don’t get blocked
If only bean counters at The Atlantic would allow their writers to post gift links to stories from time to time
October 4, 2025 at 7:41 PM
If only bean counters at The Atlantic would allow their writers to post gift links to stories from time to time
And don’t even get me started on how much the airfare is to fly all the way to RI just to hear you shouting at the clouds from your front porch in person
October 4, 2025 at 6:07 PM
And don’t even get me started on how much the airfare is to fly all the way to RI just to hear you shouting at the clouds from your front porch in person
I do get the print edition…
… but only for the articles
For all the kids that grew up on the internet, ask your parents to explain this reference
… but only for the articles
For all the kids that grew up on the internet, ask your parents to explain this reference
October 4, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I do get the print edition…
… but only for the articles
For all the kids that grew up on the internet, ask your parents to explain this reference
… but only for the articles
For all the kids that grew up on the internet, ask your parents to explain this reference
I’m not saying I will announce to the world when I win the lottery
But after watching my hour long broadcast of me explaining to Ken all the reasons you can’t yell fire in a crowded theater
There might be signs
But after watching my hour long broadcast of me explaining to Ken all the reasons you can’t yell fire in a crowded theater
There might be signs
October 3, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I’m not saying I will announce to the world when I win the lottery
But after watching my hour long broadcast of me explaining to Ken all the reasons you can’t yell fire in a crowded theater
There might be signs
But after watching my hour long broadcast of me explaining to Ken all the reasons you can’t yell fire in a crowded theater
There might be signs
Omg. Stupid auto-correct. *New England
October 3, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Omg. Stupid auto-correct. *New England