TheContortionist
@the-contortionist.bsky.social
Lanii || 31 || They/Them
Body horror enthusiast who enjoys fashion and drawing pretty women.
Minors&"Antis" DNI and Begone. You're not welcome here.
https://ko-fi.com/thecontortionist
https://www.inprnt.com/profile/thecontortionist/
Body horror enthusiast who enjoys fashion and drawing pretty women.
Minors&"Antis" DNI and Begone. You're not welcome here.
https://ko-fi.com/thecontortionist
https://www.inprnt.com/profile/thecontortionist/
Dude. I'm so fucking bad at keeping up with multiple sites.
not very ADHD friendly. It also feels weird when i post art where it's like, lemme just post the exact same fucking thing AGAIN. Makes me feel like a broken record.
not very ADHD friendly. It also feels weird when i post art where it's like, lemme just post the exact same fucking thing AGAIN. Makes me feel like a broken record.
November 23, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Dude. I'm so fucking bad at keeping up with multiple sites.
not very ADHD friendly. It also feels weird when i post art where it's like, lemme just post the exact same fucking thing AGAIN. Makes me feel like a broken record.
not very ADHD friendly. It also feels weird when i post art where it's like, lemme just post the exact same fucking thing AGAIN. Makes me feel like a broken record.
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I'm so bad at keeping up with multiple accounts. lol.
July 8, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I'm so bad at keeping up with multiple accounts. lol.
Been thinking about Shadow werehog today, and i've been trying to think.
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DRAW OF HIM AND MARIA DOING THOUGH
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DRAW OF HIM AND MARIA DOING THOUGH
June 23, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Been thinking about Shadow werehog today, and i've been trying to think.
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DRAW OF HIM AND MARIA DOING THOUGH
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DRAW OF HIM AND MARIA DOING THOUGH
Fun movie day
Hereditary -> midsommar -> young frankenstien -> an american werewolf in london -> sonic boom
Lol
Boom is our go to round out the day if there’s nothing particular on our list short enough to watch late.
Hereditary -> midsommar -> young frankenstien -> an american werewolf in london -> sonic boom
Lol
Boom is our go to round out the day if there’s nothing particular on our list short enough to watch late.
June 22, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Fun movie day
Hereditary -> midsommar -> young frankenstien -> an american werewolf in london -> sonic boom
Lol
Boom is our go to round out the day if there’s nothing particular on our list short enough to watch late.
Hereditary -> midsommar -> young frankenstien -> an american werewolf in london -> sonic boom
Lol
Boom is our go to round out the day if there’s nothing particular on our list short enough to watch late.
Drawing Maria in some outfits. I wasn't sure what style she'd have, but after some looking at stuff i like, i decided 1940's fashion really suits her.
For a minute i was going to draw her in outfits i designed for an OC of mine, BUT. when i tried i realized they just don't work.
For a minute i was going to draw her in outfits i designed for an OC of mine, BUT. when i tried i realized they just don't work.
June 21, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Drawing Maria in some outfits. I wasn't sure what style she'd have, but after some looking at stuff i like, i decided 1940's fashion really suits her.
For a minute i was going to draw her in outfits i designed for an OC of mine, BUT. when i tried i realized they just don't work.
For a minute i was going to draw her in outfits i designed for an OC of mine, BUT. when i tried i realized they just don't work.
When you go in too hard on an aspect of a comic and are now locked in to maintaining a certain look which is so much fucking effort and energy you don't have for fanworks.
like, i've doomed myself to ~20 pages of this now. [~20 cause edits might lower it but still it's all the same amount of work]
like, i've doomed myself to ~20 pages of this now. [~20 cause edits might lower it but still it's all the same amount of work]
June 20, 2025 at 1:24 AM
When you go in too hard on an aspect of a comic and are now locked in to maintaining a certain look which is so much fucking effort and energy you don't have for fanworks.
like, i've doomed myself to ~20 pages of this now. [~20 cause edits might lower it but still it's all the same amount of work]
like, i've doomed myself to ~20 pages of this now. [~20 cause edits might lower it but still it's all the same amount of work]
I don’t remember seeing waterfall on the forecast today
June 19, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I don’t remember seeing waterfall on the forecast today
super happy with this so far. lol.
got mary poppins by bbno$ on repeat lol
got mary poppins by bbno$ on repeat lol
June 18, 2025 at 5:29 AM
super happy with this so far. lol.
got mary poppins by bbno$ on repeat lol
got mary poppins by bbno$ on repeat lol
Gizzy, that doesn’t look comfortable in the least bit.
June 18, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Gizzy, that doesn’t look comfortable in the least bit.
My god the internet is so miserable, i doom scrolled a new follower earlier after waking up from a nap and their entire thing is bitching about shipping shit.
my god, go outside please, it really dampened my mood and made me not want to work on anything series related LOL
my god, go outside please, it really dampened my mood and made me not want to work on anything series related LOL
June 16, 2025 at 12:23 AM
My god the internet is so miserable, i doom scrolled a new follower earlier after waking up from a nap and their entire thing is bitching about shipping shit.
my god, go outside please, it really dampened my mood and made me not want to work on anything series related LOL
my god, go outside please, it really dampened my mood and made me not want to work on anything series related LOL
Lol my hands in the window as i tediously try to take a pic where i’m not reflected.
Look at his cutie lil face
Look at his cutie lil face
June 12, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Lol my hands in the window as i tediously try to take a pic where i’m not reflected.
Look at his cutie lil face
Look at his cutie lil face
beach daaaate
June 10, 2025 at 7:34 PM
beach daaaate
June 5, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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Apparently Adobe popped to Bluesky like a flower in Spring.
And then ended like that.
And then ended like that.
April 12, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Apparently Adobe popped to Bluesky like a flower in Spring.
And then ended like that.
And then ended like that.
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2019 Color theory assignment.
March 20, 2025 at 7:46 PM
2019 Color theory assignment.
2019 Color theory assignment.
March 20, 2025 at 7:46 PM
2019 Color theory assignment.
Friend got me a dark chao. I will get a name for him from the chao fortune teller
February 23, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Friend got me a dark chao. I will get a name for him from the chao fortune teller
It’s funny to me how the two people that walked out on me ended up in two actual friends of mine popping up. One of which actually searched me out and the 4 hours we spent chatting last night felt like nothing. Time just flew by.
We got future plans to hit up a queer bar together❣️
We got future plans to hit up a queer bar together❣️
February 21, 2025 at 9:22 PM
It’s funny to me how the two people that walked out on me ended up in two actual friends of mine popping up. One of which actually searched me out and the 4 hours we spent chatting last night felt like nothing. Time just flew by.
We got future plans to hit up a queer bar together❣️
We got future plans to hit up a queer bar together❣️
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from 2019, a color theory assignment.
Make one color look different in two pieces. I still like it a lot.
Make one color look different in two pieces. I still like it a lot.
January 17, 2025 at 2:08 AM
from 2019, a color theory assignment.
Make one color look different in two pieces. I still like it a lot.
Make one color look different in two pieces. I still like it a lot.